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[There is a rumble throughout all the planets, and a series of strange flashes, green, white, and red, throughout the sky.

All about the lands, strange things will appear, scattered about- Imps with strange prototypings, or consorts from Lands that never came to this session. They look just as confused about it as you.

From the Land of Frost and Fire, a much larger light easily visible from anywhere else in the session builds up. There are short bursts of deep purple, and defying all comprehension, black light, from it as well. But before too long, without much fanfare, it all simply fades away, leaving a ghastly darkness, and an enraged scream from a voice some in this session will know well.

Soon, both the darkness and the scream fade, leaving nothing past these strange new creatures to show it had ever happened. Except for one more thing: A troll girl has now left her hive in a highblooded rage, hunting through all of the gates. She has a large hunting spear, and is leaving a trail of monsters and consorts in her wake, as she seeks something stronger...]


(Boss fight post! Agnira is berserked and attacking everything mindlessly. Let me know if you want a character death or wounding or to get away completely unharmed, and enjoy the carnage!

And as a note, canon characters are now officially playable.)
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CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: 'kay mates, i'm sure we've had a lot of time to get to know each other
CTD: or not
CTD: anyway i can't be the only one feeling bushwhacked by
CTD: a l l
CTD: the bulletin invites?
CTD: and since no one else has done it yet?
CTD: here's a general board to stop all the damn clutter
CTD: open invite
CTD: even made the board name in caps to let you know how serious i am
CTD: if you're a newbie, there's this explaining things?
CTD: tl;dr too bad, you're pretty much stuck here and there's nothing you can do
CTD: other than look for frogs and helping any space players that wind up here
CTD: which would be me btw but i think there's one more
CTD: there's also
CTD: actually nah, there's too many boards to scroll through to look for important shit
CTD: you got any info, you can share it with the class
CTD: i know some of you bastards managed to chat with the consorts
CTD: spill

[identity profile] ancientcatalyst.livejournal.com
You resent that! You aren't snooty or a jerk (yes you are), you're just in a bad mood because you somehow ended up in what appears to be the LAND OF ASS AND STUPIDITY. Meaning, not your awesome LAND OF INK AND DUST and certainly not one of your comrades' lands, either.

You have tripped over five turtles so far and it is starting to get on your nerves.

==> See what all this fuss is about

You think you will. You take a seat on a nearby turtle and open a memo.

CURRENT ancientCatalyst [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board bluh bluh board name who the fuCk Cares.

CAC: So, I have some serious Concerns here.
CAC: What the fuCk happened to my land?
CAC: Why is it all dis9ustin9 and murky and where the fuCk did the turtles Come from?
CAC: It was the land of ink and dust and fuCkin9 awesome vulture Consorts, not the land of 9run9e and u9ly and stupid turtles.
CAC: I swear, if I find out someone thou9ht it would be funny to 9litCh my land, I will personally hunt you down and shove my staff so far up your nook that you'll be vomittin9 ma9iC and rainbows.
CAC: I mean, I'm not your fuCkin9 fearless leader or whatever, but I do expeCt some Common Courtesy!


FUTURE ancientCatalyst [FAC] 0:26 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAC: Chill the fuCk out.
CAC: Oh my 9o9 I do not need this ri9ht now.
FAC: FuCk, just
FAC: Stop aCtin9 like an entitled blueblood for two seConds, okay?
FAC: You're embarrassin9 us.
CAC: Someone pulls shit like this and you expeCt me to be all sorts of flowers and sparkly horned hoofbeasts?
FAC: Nobody pulled any shit, oh my 9o9.
FAC: There was just some Crazy time/spaCe shenani9ans, I 9uess.
FAC: But I know you won't believe me. So in about half an hour, when you are future you and are havin9 this Conversation with past you, who is Currently present you, think baCk on this and realize what a fuCkin9 dipshit past you was.
FAC: Do this for me. You. Whatever.


CAC banned FAC from responding to memo.

CAC: U9999h.
CAC: Anyway, some fuCkin9 answers would be 9reatly appreCiated, before I have to start the afore-mentioned staff-up-the-nook shit.
CAC: SpheriCal bounCin9 amusement produCer is in your Court, nook-sniffers.
[identity profile] musicologistics.livejournal.com
You've been pretty much doing that all your life- this is going to have to get a little more specific.

==> Zurahe: Be kind of a badass musically.

There we go, that you can handle- especially since the trip doesn't seem to have damaged your A.V.E.S. any. Thank god too, because you really do hate the way imps shriek when they attack en masse. Totally throws off your groove, and with The Righteous and The Wicked, a good rhythm's something that's a little more necessary than usual with all that chain flying through the air, getting wrapped around necks... if they happen to exist on whatever you're fighting, that is.

Complicated stuff, and you find yourself either humming or whistling along as you continue.



You're barely paying attention to your Echeladder as it starts to slowly climb upwards once again either- you're mostly focused on clearing out these imps and taking the grist to start building your cache up again. You've got a lot of things to re-alchemize and nowhere near enough grist to do it with. You're online as blackoutEtude of course, but anyone that pesters you is going to have a bit of a wait. Finding you in the flesh isn't hard though- it's not like the music and converging imps aren't a dead giveaway regardless. You suppose that as long as they're not about to get themselves killed, you don't mind if anyone wants to join in.
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[The planet's entrance is the gates, a soft blue light surrounded by a tower of house. Galeru’s house seems to provide the only light around, leaving the area outside of its glow almost impossible to see through.



This land is shrouded in eternal night and its surface is covered by a layer of water an inch deep, reflections appearing more like shadows in the faint starlight. The endless flat plains are broken only by large, empty channels and a few great, solitary islands of limestone. Upon close inspection, these monoliths appear to be the source of the water and are where the planet’s very shy, but very territorial crayfish consorts can be found. There is an overwhelming sense of emptiness and silence.

The only way you're going to find anything, it seems, is to get down and explore.]


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