[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
[There is a rumble throughout all the planets, and a series of strange flashes, green, white, and red, throughout the sky.

All about the lands, strange things will appear, scattered about- Imps with strange prototypings, or consorts from Lands that never came to this session. They look just as confused about it as you.

From the Land of Frost and Fire, a much larger light easily visible from anywhere else in the session builds up. There are short bursts of deep purple, and defying all comprehension, black light, from it as well. But before too long, without much fanfare, it all simply fades away, leaving a ghastly darkness, and an enraged scream from a voice some in this session will know well.

Soon, both the darkness and the scream fade, leaving nothing past these strange new creatures to show it had ever happened. Except for one more thing: A troll girl has now left her hive in a highblooded rage, hunting through all of the gates. She has a large hunting spear, and is leaving a trail of monsters and consorts in her wake, as she seeks something stronger...]


(Boss fight post! Agnira is berserked and attacking everything mindlessly. Let me know if you want a character death or wounding or to get away completely unharmed, and enjoy the carnage!

And as a note, canon characters are now officially playable.)
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[personal profile] advance_us_fair
CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: shit
CTD: did?
CTD: anyone
else
?
CTD: feel that?
CTD: and what is up with the text?
[identity profile] harriedcaitiff.livejournal.com
HC: Examine surroundings.

You’d love to, but you’re finding it rather hard to see. There’s dust on the ground, dust in the air, dust coating your carapace and pulling into your lungs every time you breathe. You clutch FA a little tighter, suddenly nervous. This is not where you remember going to bed last night.

You flick on your ANTIQUATED COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE, hoping the light will help you see your surrounding a little better. Instead, what you see on the screen stops you in your tracks. There are names there, a long list of unfamiliar handles scrolling down the device.

Oh. Oh wow.

Could you have found an exile’s settlement?

Fingers shaking, you quickly pull up your own CUMBERSOME TYPING INTERFACE.


CURRENT harriedCaitiff [CHC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board IS ANYONE THERE?

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CURRENT harriedCaitiff [CHC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board IS ANYONE THERE?

CHC: Hello?
CHC: Is there anyone there?
CHC: I don’t mean to pry, of course, but it seems my communications device is in contact with the devices of others.
CHC: And unless it has chosen a spectacularly creative way to malfunction on me, I have reason to believe you may in fact exist.
CHC: Unless of course I have gone insane, and these names are merely a figment of my imagination.
CHC: Which I would find rather unfortunate! I sincerely hope you are real.
CHC: If you aren’t, though, please don’t feel obligated to hold a conversation with me.
CHC: That would be rather bizarre.
CHC: But if you do exist, I would greatly enjoy holding a conversation with you!
CHC: I can’t imagine I’m any good at it after all this time, but nonetheless.
CHC: Er.
CHC: I believe I’ll stop talking now.

CHC closed memo.



You sit back, clutch FA to your chest, and wait.
[identity profile] ribbonrevenge.livejournal.com
Your name is Cate and boy are you frustrated. Killing imps only helps so much too. Right now that's exactly what you're doing though. Killing as many imps as you can get your hands on.

You really haven't been paying attention to time since you entered this new session but you have been thinking a lot. Mostly about your family and teammates. Your family is dead and your teammates are as good as dead. What's making you so angry? You feel responsible for all the bad things that have happened, even though that makes no sense. Oh well. You find killing imps a little relaxing. You should probably get some new weapons though. These ones aren't very strong.

You might want to get some interaction with something other than imps too. Who knows. You might go crazy otherwise.
[identity profile] parasolvere.livejournal.com
CURRENT opalescentParasol [COP] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Pardon me.

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COP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Pardon me.

COP: If I may have your attention for a moment
COP: I appear to have been misplaced
COP: Rather, stolen
COP: Mind you, this is not a cry for help
COP: Rather
COP: This is a command
COP: An order
COP: Release me
COP: this
COP: instant
COP: Certainly, one of you fools has the ability to do so
COP: I know that you can hear me
COP: Do you know who I am?
COP: This Land
COP: is
COP: filthy
COP: I wish to leave
COP: Respond, or the consequences shall be dire
[identity profile] musicologistics.livejournal.com
CURRENT blackoutEtude [CBE] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CBE: I get sand in my boots ONE MO~RE TI~ME
CBE: and I am GLA~SSING THIS WHOLE STUPID PLA~NET♪♪♪



FUTURE blackoutEtude [FBE] 0:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FBE: that's it
FBE: so~me~one point me at the nearest orbital laser or some~thing
FBE: >:/
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CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: 'kay mates, i'm sure we've had a lot of time to get to know each other
CTD: or not
CTD: anyway i can't be the only one feeling bushwhacked by
CTD: a l l
CTD: the bulletin invites?
CTD: and since no one else has done it yet?
CTD: here's a general board to stop all the damn clutter
CTD: open invite
CTD: even made the board name in caps to let you know how serious i am
CTD: if you're a newbie, there's this explaining things?
CTD: tl;dr too bad, you're pretty much stuck here and there's nothing you can do
CTD: other than look for frogs and helping any space players that wind up here
CTD: which would be me btw but i think there's one more
CTD: there's also
CTD: actually nah, there's too many boards to scroll through to look for important shit
CTD: you got any info, you can share it with the class
CTD: i know some of you bastards managed to chat with the consorts
CTD: spill

[identity profile] zealvis.livejournal.com
You have already entered the session of doom! Now you just have to figure out where in the world you are. And which world you're on, for that matter. Yup, looks like just a bunch of trees to you. Maybe you're back home. Oh wait, home was completely destroyed by meteors.

==> Pick up stick.

It's not the DEUS XYPHOS but it will have to do. At least now you have a weapon more suited to your current rung on the echeladder. You allocate it to your strife specibus for now.

==> Explore.

Augh all this sand is getting into your shoes. Your wings need to hurry up and grow already.

Wait maybe that's a bad thing to wish for. Oh well. It's bound to happen sooner or later. For now you should try to find your friends.

You are currently online as
zealousVisionary
[identity profile] ribbonrevenge.livejournal.com
CURRENT graciousDivulger [CGD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Hello?

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CGD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello?

CGD: Okay.
CGD: My name’s Cate.
CGD: I have this feeling that my names not going to mean anything two whoever reads this.
CGD: I’m checking to see if anyone from my session is wherever here is.
CGD: If any of you guys our please message me.
CGD: If you don’t know me feel free to introduce yourself.
CGD: I like meeting new people. :)
[identity profile] ironicicon.livejournal.com
CURRENT analogueEqualizer[CAE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board FUCK THIS NOISE.

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CAE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK THIS NOISE.

CAE: sweet Jesus Mary Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat boys and girls
CAE: lemme see if I got this fucking situation right so I don’t have to keep myself guessing if this bullshit is even for real for any longer than I gotta
CAE: you brats fucked up and got your space player killed
CAE: and somehow this shitty little program you got running
CAE: is hauling in poor unsuspecting dumbasses plus yours truly in left and right
CAE: like a goddamn black hole of rampant bullshit and inconvenience
CAE: and as far as I can figure it we’re all stuck here until we make you guys that fucking not-really-metaphorical universe frog
CAE: so you fucknubs can get the fuck right on with your session and not die a hideous death via paradox space
CAE: because you can’t handle a little doom
CAE: well la-dee-fucking-da
CAE: cry me a river build yourselves a bridge and get the fuck over it
CAE: I’m not even a player dumbshits good job
CAE: what the fuck am I supposed to do the entire time I’m here
CAE: host fucking dance parties for whatever retarded little consorts you have on these planets
CAE:
CAE:
CAE:
CAE: why the fuck not it’s not like I got anything better to do
CAE: shit let’s have a rave
[identity profile] awkwardtrolltle.livejournal.com
CURRENT aquaticCultivator [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Hello?.

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CAC RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello?

CAC: Hello?
CAC: If ^nyone c^n re^d this, ple^se ^nswer.
CAC: I don't w^nt to be by myself.
CAC: Not ^fter everything th^t h^ppened.
CAC: I will be very upset if no one ^nswers me!
CAC: I'm not freezing ^nymore, ^nd I will not h^ve everyone else freezing ^s well.
CAC: Why ^ren't you ^nswering?
CAC: Did I get here by myself?
CAC: There ^re ^ lot of interesting things, ^t le^st.
CAC: I h^ve not seen ^nything like this before!
CAC: This l^nd is ^ lot different th^n ^nything th^t we h^d before.
CAC: The consorts ^re different, too.
CAC: ...
CAC: There is ^ lot of dust here.
CAC: I h^ven't seen this much dust in one pl^ce before.
CAC: It's still better th^n where I w^s.
CAC: Is ^nyone going to ^nswer?
CAC: I ^m going to be here in c^se someone w^nts to spe^k.
CAC: So if someone could s^y something soon, I would ^ppreci^te it.

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