[identity profile] yourgift.livejournal.com
CURRENT sapphireChorus [CSC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board CHIRP.

CSC: okay
CSC: i need to know
CSC: what the chirp♪
CSC: hell is~ going on here?
CSC: i was~ in the middle of s~omething you know
CSC: a quick ans~wer is the bes~t right now
CSC: i will chirp♪
CSC: ques~tion whoever ans~wers~ this~ next
CSC: but really
CSC: all this dus~t or chirp♪
CSC: whatever it is~
CSC: its~ getting pretty annoying
CSC: if this~ is~ chirp♪
CSC: what i think it is~ chirp♪
CSC: a very bad joke i will not hes~itate to chirp♪
CSC: hurt s~omeone chirp♪
CSC: ugh
CSC: now my feathers are all ruffled



Your name is Aldara Aiolos and you are very flustered. More flustered than you really should be. Currently you are taking shelter in some ruins from all this dust. It’s disgusting and as soon as you get a response you are ditching this land for some other land if it exist. For now you will play with your hair hoping that someone responds.
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
CURRENT desolateEmissary RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.



CDE: ...I warned you all, didn't I...?

Normally, you wouldn't gloat- but then normally, trolls tended to at least take the things you said under consideration. You figure a little smugness is in order.

CDE: ...now, what have we learned...?


That done, you turn away from the console and head out to the edge of the glass, making sureyour things are all carefully tucked in your modus- no good getting anything that isn't waterproof wet, after all. That done, you unsheathe your sword and jam the tip of your parasol into the glass and over the edge. You've gotten hungry and you've long since realized there are proper fish in these waters.

Anyone that comes by on the surface is going to want to watch out. You're going to throw your catch to the surface, and it's not going to be small.
[identity profile] explorings.livejournal.com
You are now building a wagon! Not one of these silly small ones, you're build one of the bigs ones that have to be drawn by hoofbeasts. You have decided you have plenty of time on your hands, and it has been far too long since you've last seen one. Your wagon was practically your hive, before SGRUB and everything.

So with wood you have gathered from LOWAP, you are now constructing one for yourself. God knows how this thing you're even building is going to be sturdy, since it doesn't really look like it, but you're building it the way you remember you did when you were a wriggler.

You are also online as smilingExplorer, but whoever wants to have have a chat with you there is going to have to wait a bit until you realize you're being pestered.
[identity profile] astravisolmis.livejournal.com
[You are a six sweeps old teal-blooded troll named NOMSHU PENSYS, one of the original session trolls. You are on the LAND OF STORM AND GLASS, grumpily slithering and skidding across the platforms. Occasionally you fire arrows at the albatross consorts that mock you from the sky, but the wind snatches away any arrows before you can have delicious SENTIENT CLUCKBEAST MEAT.

These arrows may fall in the direction of other players on the land. You do not care.

You are online as balefulAcrylic.]



[You are an eight sweeps blue-blood named ASTRAVI SOLMIS, a questionably sane import from a failed session. You are on the LAND OF DUST AND MEMORY and you stand out against the landscape like a six foot troll in heavy winter clothing. Which, of course, you are.

Despite being nocturnal like all good trolls, you are warily and grudgingly exploring the different ruin entrances under the hot sun. It is a good thing you have a hood.

You are online as lingeringExasperated.]



[You are a strange pink-haired human named CASSANDRA IVATHOLL, a fifteen year old on the land of IRON AND SHROUDS. You are sitting on the top of a crumbled iron tower, and if someone passes by, you yell and scream HELLO in a high-pitched, squealing register more suitable for calling dogs. You are not having any problems with the Raven Consorts thanks to your sharing of food.

You are online as fortunateConclusion.]
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
...attentiΦn all Derse dreamers...
...it appears Derse's agents are attacking consorts...
...at least Φn LOGAF...
...I will plan tΦ...
...investigate...


...if anyone wΦuld care tΦ come...
...I will be heading tΦward the castle...
[identity profile] ironicicon.livejournal.com
CURRENT analogueEqualizer[CAE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board FUCK THIS NOISE.

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CAE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK THIS NOISE.

CAE: sweet Jesus Mary Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat boys and girls
CAE: lemme see if I got this fucking situation right so I don’t have to keep myself guessing if this bullshit is even for real for any longer than I gotta
CAE: you brats fucked up and got your space player killed
CAE: and somehow this shitty little program you got running
CAE: is hauling in poor unsuspecting dumbasses plus yours truly in left and right
CAE: like a goddamn black hole of rampant bullshit and inconvenience
CAE: and as far as I can figure it we’re all stuck here until we make you guys that fucking not-really-metaphorical universe frog
CAE: so you fucknubs can get the fuck right on with your session and not die a hideous death via paradox space
CAE: because you can’t handle a little doom
CAE: well la-dee-fucking-da
CAE: cry me a river build yourselves a bridge and get the fuck over it
CAE: I’m not even a player dumbshits good job
CAE: what the fuck am I supposed to do the entire time I’m here
CAE: host fucking dance parties for whatever retarded little consorts you have on these planets
CAE:
CAE:
CAE:
CAE: why the fuck not it’s not like I got anything better to do
CAE: shit let’s have a rave
[identity profile] colorcheer.livejournal.com
CURRENT rainbowRoad [RR] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Introductions!
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CRR RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Introductions!

CRR: Transtimeline bulletin board...
CRR: Did Pesterchum always have those?
CRR: Guess it doesn't matter!
CRR: Hi everyone!
CRR: I guess some of you already know me, but for those of you who don't!
CRR: My name's Iris!
CRR: I thought, since we're working together here, we should do introductions!
CRR: It's easier to work with people you know well, right?
CRR: So, let's start!
CRR: Oh, I guess I already did, huh...
CRR: Whoops!
CRR: Oh well, let's try again! I'm Iris Klein, and I'm my session's Thief of Skill!
CRR: Oh, but that doesn't mean I'll be stealing anything here!
CRR: I don't steal, I promise!
CRR: Anyway, what about all of you?
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[personal profile] paradoxconsort
[The planet's entrance is the gates, a soft blue light surrounded by a tower of house. Galeru’s house seems to provide the only light around, leaving the area outside of its glow almost impossible to see through.



This land is shrouded in eternal night and its surface is covered by a layer of water an inch deep, reflections appearing more like shadows in the faint starlight. The endless flat plains are broken only by large, empty channels and a few great, solitary islands of limestone. Upon close inspection, these monoliths appear to be the source of the water and are where the planet’s very shy, but very territorial crayfish consorts can be found. There is an overwhelming sense of emptiness and silence.

The only way you're going to find anything, it seems, is to get down and explore.]


[OOC: Event completed! Thanks for participating.]
[identity profile] inssidiouss.livejournal.com
CURRENT balefulAcrylic [CBA] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board SSO BORING~

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CURRENT balefulAcrylic [CBA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SSO BORING~.

CBA: sso~
CBA: where iss everyone~?
CBA: perhapss we sshould build a hive or two at thiss rate of 'frog catching'~
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on welcome.

CCC: so
CCC: im up here on prospit
CCC: an i was curious
CCC: with all the new people
CCC: how many f usre on prospit
CCC: an how many go t derse
CCC: m kinda curious what derses like
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[personal profile] advance_us_fair
CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] opened public transtimeline bulletin board alrighty then.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board alrighty then.

CTD: okay mates, now that i'm done being motherfucking gobsmacked
CTD: at being dragged out of my own session?
CTD: g'day
CTD: so you guys need a space player
CTD: fair dinkum
CTD: i guess i can take a crack at it
CTD: seeing as we're pretty much up shit creek otherwise
CTD: what's a few thousand more frogs to chase down?
CTD: could use some help though
CTD: just don't be a dickhead and we'll get along fine
CTD: although
CTD: if i find that this caused any of my guys to cark it?
CTD: 'cause of some doomed timey-wimey business?
CTD: i may need to have some
CTD: w o r d s
CTD: with some of you
CTD: ...
CTD: of course, it'd help if there was some light to work with around here
CTD: and
CTD: sound
CTD: can't even hear any ribbits, and the little buggers are usually bloody loud
CTD: there's not even any wind
CTD: i mean there's only so much a guy can take
CTD: and everything's so
CTD: f l a t
CTD: i haven't even seen the forge yet
CTD: since the gate dumped me
CTD: in the middle of
CTD: bumfuck
CTD: n o w h e r e
CTD: i'm starting to wonder if this place ain't deasdfklj;

CTD ceased responding to memo.
FUTURE tympanalicDesign [FTD] 3 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FTD: imps
FTD: guess that answers that question?
FTD: a n y w a y
FTD: if anyone else is here on this planet?
FTD: i'll meet you at the forge/hive
FTD: and just a tip
FTD: ya might want to keep the culling to a minimum
FTD: or it'll make things worse
FTD: ...
FTD: also
FTD: champ?
FTD: if you're there?
FTD: let me know?
[identity profile] dualshielding.livejournal.com
CURRENT vigilantAegis [CVA] opened public transtimeline bulletin board Locations.

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CVA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Locations.

CVA: okay \\\e need to get organized spacially too not just \\\ith \\\ho can break reality
CVA: ordinarily i'd \\\ait for so///ebody else to do this but fuck that
CVA: \\\e need to figure out \\\here everybody is right no\\\.
CVA: current session players it \\\ould be great if you could tell us \\\hat lands \\\e're dealing \\\ith here in a useful and non-sarcastic ///anner cause i kno\\\ for sure i'/// not in locad any///ore.
CVA: this place is dark and there's \\\ater every\\\here, for one. \\\here is everybody else stuck?
[identity profile] solarsignatus.livejournal.com
==>Be the Leader

You cannot be the leader, this isn't your session! You can, however, try to get some useful information.

This is a bigger clusterfuck than The Usurper and His Psychotic Matesprit (Who Really is better Kismesis Material) Kill the King and Slowly Go Completely Insane At Any Hint They Might Be Found Out For Having Murdered the King and All Who Might Have Challenged Them Or Even Been Suggested They Would By A Bunch of Witches Who Have Nothing To Actually Do With Whatever Else Is Going On Here Before They Get Killed By Soldiers Pretending To Be Trees.

And that's saying something.

CURRENT solarSignatus [CSS] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Alright Then

CSS: ...While we're all still getting threatening to kill each other and hallucinating out of the way.
CSS: ...Myself included.
CSS: ...I think it might be best if we keep track what titles and powers we do have.
CSS: ...We can't do anything to help the space players and get out of here if we don't know who does what.
CSS: ...So.
CSS: ...In the interests of getting this done as quickly as possible.
CSS: ...Let's get organized.
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board

CDE: this is ridiculΦus
CDE: ...hΦw am I tΦ help...
CDE: ...when there aren't even frΦgs here...?
CDE: ...did they die with yΦur space player I wΦnder...
CDE: ......
CDE: ...they had better nΦt have...
CDE: ...I will nΦt sit idly and becΦme dΦΦmed...
CDE: ......


CDE: ...have any Φf yΦu tried lΦΦking fΦr frΦgs...?
CDE: ...anyΦne at all...?

game start!

Sep. 1st, 2011 06:36 pm
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board welcome.

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CCC
RIGHT NOW opened memo on board welcome.

CCC: hi
CCC: so youve got some questions
CCC: better do one thing before we start

CCC
has disabled replies from those other than original poster on board welcome.
CCC has disabled new memos on board welcome.
CCC has flagged this memo as important.

CCC: no interruptions now
CCC: so welcome
CCC: youve got questions
CCC: im here to answer them
CCC: this isnt your session
CCC: we probably arent even from the same universe
CCC: similar maybe
CCC: but different
CCC: this session was supposed to be null
CCC: our space player got killed
CCC: so we brought you here
CCC: or that was the plan
CCC: somethin went wrong
CCC: still dont know what
CCC: but th program messed up
CCC: cant stop bringin people in
CCC: cant send em home
CCC: but the send home bit still works
CCC: a bit
CCC: at random
CCC: cant tell when
CCC: so if youre not a space player
CCC: sorry
CCC: my bad
CCC: try not to die
CCC: and youll get back eventually
CCC: if you are
CCC: we need your help
CCC: breedin duties or somethin
CCC: not sure what you do
CCC: but you do
CCC: then we can go kill th black king
CCC: an be on our way
CCC: an th program should stop once were out f here
CCC: should
CCC: an one more thing
CCC: youre gonna see some weird stuff
CCC: the session looks like its glitchin
CCC: i think ive already seen some
CCC: imps with stuff we never prototyped
CCC: looks pretty weird
CCC: so there it is
CCC: im done here
CCC: gonna go check out prospit for more signs of glitchin
CCC: im out
CCC: oh wait
CCC: one more thing
CCC: if you have anything to say, just go ahead and troll me directly
CCC: easier than letting this memo get cluttered up
CCC: from everyone who'll ever be here
CCC: at once
CCC: ok
CCC
closed memo.

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