paradoxstuck | Entries tagged with durrin mimosa [mixt]

There appears to be a new "visitor" outside the hive situated on LOGAF.

It's quite, quite large.

It doesn't seem inclined to move yet, but one can't be too sure. At the moment its gaze is fixed upon the young troll sitting in front of it, STAFF laid across his lap as he talks to it.

yourgift.livejournal.com

CURRENT sapphireChorus [CSC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board CHIRP.

CSC: okay
CSC: i need to know
CSC: what the chirp♪
CSC: hell is~ going on here?
CSC: i was~ in the middle of s~omething you know
CSC: a quick ans~wer is the bes~t right now
CSC: i will chirp♪
CSC: ques~tion whoever ans~wers~ this~ next
CSC: but really
CSC: all this dus~t or chirp♪
CSC: whatever it is~
CSC: its~ getting pretty annoying
CSC: if this~ is~ chirp♪
CSC: what i think it is~ chirp♪
CSC: a very bad joke i will not hes~itate to chirp♪
CSC: hurt s~omeone chirp♪
CSC: ugh
CSC: now my feathers are all ruffled

Your name is Aldara Aiolos and you are very flustered. More flustered than you really should be. Currently you are taking shelter in some ruins from all this dust. It’s disgusting and as soon as you get a response you are ditching this land for some other land if it exist. For now you will play with your hair hoping that someone responds.

desirenhate.livejournal.com

( PAST chilledCircuitry [PCC] 72 HOURS AGO opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK )

flirtkind.livejournal.com

CURRENT adroitDilettante RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CAD: Where the hell is Zurahe?
CAD: Where the fuck did she go?
CAD: Hey, codebrat, you're the one who handles all this bullshit
CAD: Where?
CAD: IS?
CAD: SHE?

diplomalice.livejournal.com

CURRENT desolateEmissary RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CDE: ...I warned you all, didn't I...?

Normally, you wouldn't gloat- but then normally, trolls tended to at least take the things you said under consideration. You figure a little smugness is in order.

CDE: ...now, what have we learned...?

That done, you turn away from the console and head out to the edge of the glass, making sureyour things are all carefully tucked in your modus- no good getting anything that isn't waterproof wet, after all. That done, you unsheathe your sword and jam the tip of your parasol into the glass and over the edge. You've gotten hungry and you've long since realized there are proper fish in these waters.

Anyone that comes by on the surface is going to want to watch out. You're going to throw your catch to the surface, and it's not going to be small.

desirenhate.livejournal.com

[There is a rumble throughout all the planets, and a series of strange flashes, green, white, and red, throughout the sky.

All about the lands, strange things will appear, scattered about- Imps with strange prototypings, or consorts from Lands that never came to this session. They look just as confused about it as you.

From the Land of Frost and Fire, a much larger light easily visible from anywhere else in the session builds up. There are short bursts of deep purple, and defying all comprehension, black light, from it as well. But before too long, without much fanfare, it all simply fades away, leaving a ghastly darkness, and an enraged scream from a voice some in this session will know well.

Soon, both the darkness and the scream fade, leaving nothing past these strange new creatures to show it had ever happened. Except for one more thing: A troll girl has now left her hive in a highblooded rage, hunting through all of the gates. She has a large hunting spear, and is leaving a trail of monsters and consorts in her wake, as she seeks something stronger...]

(Boss fight post! Agnira is berserked and attacking everything mindlessly. Let me know if you want a character death or wounding or to get away completely unharmed, and enjoy the carnage!

And as a note, canon characters are now officially playable.)

advance_us_fair

CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: shit
CTD: did?
CTD: anyone else?
CTD: feel that?
CTD: and what is up with the text?

musicologistics.livejournal.com

CURRENT blackoutEtude [CBE] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CBE: I get sand in my boots ONE MO~RE TI~ME
CBE: and I am GLA~SSING THIS WHOLE STUPID PLA~NET♪♪♪

FUTURE blackoutEtude [FBE] 0:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FBE: that's it
FBE: so~me~one point me at the nearest orbital laser or some~thing
FBE: >:/

advance_us_fair

CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: 'kay mates, i'm sure we've had a lot of time to get to know each other
CTD: or not
CTD: anyway i can't be the only one feeling bushwhacked by
CTD: a l l
CTD: the bulletin invites?
CTD: and since no one else has done it yet?
CTD: here's a general board to stop all the damn clutter
CTD: open invite
CTD: even made the board name in caps to let you know how serious i am
CTD: if you're a newbie, there's this explaining things?
CTD: tl;dr too bad, you're pretty much stuck here and there's nothing you can do
CTD: other than look for frogs and helping any space players that wind up here
CTD: which would be me btw but i think there's one more
CTD: there's also
CTD: actually nah, there's too many boards to scroll through to look for important shit
CTD: you got any info, you can share it with the class
CTD: i know some of you bastards managed to chat with the consorts
CTD: spill

ancientcatalyst.livejournal.com

You resent that! You aren't snooty or a jerk (yes you are), you're just in a bad mood because you somehow ended up in what appears to be the LAND OF ASS AND STUPIDITY. Meaning, not your awesome LAND OF INK AND DUST and certainly not one of your comrades' lands, either.

You have tripped over five turtles so far and it is starting to get on your nerves.

==> See what all this fuss is about

You think you will. You take a seat on a nearby turtle and open a memo.

CURRENT ancientCatalyst [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board bluh bluh board name who the fuCk Cares.

CAC: So, I have some serious Concerns here.
CAC: What the fuCk happened to my land?
CAC: Why is it all dis9ustin9 and murky and where the fuCk did the turtles Come from?
CAC: It was the land of ink and dust and fuCkin9 awesome vulture Consorts, not the land of 9run9e and u9ly and stupid turtles.
CAC: I swear, if I find out someone thou9ht it would be funny to 9litCh my land, I will personally hunt you down and shove my staff so far up your nook that you'll be vomittin9 ma9iC and rainbows.
CAC: I mean, I'm not your fuCkin9 fearless leader or whatever, but I do expeCt some Common Courtesy!

FUTURE ancientCatalyst [FAC] 0:26 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAC: Chill the fuCk out.
CAC: Oh my 9o9 I do not need this ri9ht now.
FAC: FuCk, just
FAC: Stop aCtin9 like an entitled blueblood for two seConds, okay?
FAC: You're embarrassin9 us.
CAC: Someone pulls shit like this and you expeCt me to be all sorts of flowers and sparkly horned hoofbeasts?
FAC: Nobody pulled any shit, oh my 9o9.
FAC: There was just some Crazy time/spaCe shenani9ans, I 9uess.
FAC: But I know you won't believe me. So in about half an hour, when you are future you and are havin9 this Conversation with past you, who is Currently present you, think baCk on this and realize what a fuCkin9 dipshit past you was.
FAC: Do this for me. You. Whatever.

CAC banned FAC from responding to memo.

CAC: U9999h.
CAC: Anyway, some fuCkin9 answers would be 9reatly appreCiated, before I have to start the afore-mentioned staff-up-the-nook shit.
CAC: SpheriCal bounCin9 amusement produCer is in your Court, nook-sniffers.

ribbonrevenge.livejournal.com

CURRENT graciousDivulger [CGD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Hello?

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CGD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello?

CGD: Okay.
CGD: My name’s Cate.
CGD: I have this feeling that my names not going to mean anything two whoever reads this.
CGD: I’m checking to see if anyone from my session is wherever here is.
CGD: If any of you guys our please message me.
CGD: If you don’t know me feel free to introduce yourself.
CGD: I like meeting new people. :)

ironicicon.livejournal.com

CURRENT analogueEqualizer[CAE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board FUCK THIS NOISE.

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CAE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK THIS NOISE.

CAE: sweet Jesus Mary Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat boys and girls
CAE: lemme see if I got this fucking situation right so I don’t have to keep myself guessing if this bullshit is even for real for any longer than I gotta
CAE: you brats fucked up and got your space player killed
CAE: and somehow this shitty little program you got running
CAE: is hauling in poor unsuspecting dumbasses plus yours truly in left and right
CAE: like a goddamn black hole of rampant bullshit and inconvenience
CAE: and as far as I can figure it we’re all stuck here until we make you guys that fucking not-really-metaphorical universe frog
CAE: so you fucknubs can get the fuck right on with your session and not die a hideous death via paradox space
CAE: because you can’t handle a little doom
CAE: well la-dee-fucking-da
CAE: cry me a river build yourselves a bridge and get the fuck over it
CAE: I’m not even a player dumbshits good job
CAE: what the fuck am I supposed to do the entire time I’m here
CAE: host fucking dance parties for whatever retarded little consorts you have on these planets
CAE:
CAE:
CAE:
CAE: why the fuck not it’s not like I got anything better to do
CAE: shit let’s have a rave

awkwardtrolltle.livejournal.com

CURRENT aquaticCultivator [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Hello?.

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CAC RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello?

CAC: Hello?
CAC: If ^nyone c^n re^d this, ple^se ^nswer.
CAC: I don't w^nt to be by myself.
CAC: Not ^fter everything th^t h^ppened.
CAC: I will be very upset if no one ^nswers me!
CAC: I'm not freezing ^nymore, ^nd I will not h^ve everyone else freezing ^s well.
CAC: Why ^ren't you ^nswering?
CAC: Did I get here by myself?
CAC: There ^re ^ lot of interesting things, ^t le^st.
CAC: I h^ve not seen ^nything like this before!
CAC: This l^nd is ^ lot different th^n ^nything th^t we h^d before.
CAC: The consorts ^re different, too.
CAC: ...
CAC: There is ^ lot of dust here.
CAC: I h^ven't seen this much dust in one pl^ce before.
CAC: It's still better th^n where I w^s.
CAC: Is ^nyone going to ^nswer?
CAC: I ^m going to be here in c^se someone w^nts to spe^k.
CAC: So if someone could s^y something soon, I would ^ppreci^te it.

paradoxconsort

[The planet's entrance is the gates, a soft blue light surrounded by a tower of house. Galeru’s house seems to provide the only light around, leaving the area outside of its glow almost impossible to see through.

This land is shrouded in eternal night and its surface is covered by a layer of water an inch deep, reflections appearing more like shadows in the faint starlight. The endless flat plains are broken only by large, empty channels and a few great, solitary islands of limestone. Upon close inspection, these monoliths appear to be the source of the water and are where the planet’s very shy, but very territorial crayfish consorts can be found. There is an overwhelming sense of emptiness and silence.

The only way you're going to find anything, it seems, is to get down and explore.]

[OOC: Event completed! Thanks for participating.]

inssidiouss.livejournal.com

CURRENT balefulAcrylic [CBA] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board SSO BORING~

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CURRENT balefulAcrylic [CBA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SSO BORING~.

CBA: sso~
CBA: where iss everyone~?
CBA: perhapss we sshould build a hive or two at thiss rate of 'frog catching'~

aurifextemporis.livejournal.com

You're giving it your best attempt, but the Forgemaster is unavailable for finding at this point in the game!

You don't know that, though, so you'll continue to look. If anyone would know how to light the Forge, he would; and that, as far as you can tell, is the most important goal at present. You're giving your planet a thorough searching, using time travel to speed the process, so you may be in several places at any given moment.

Presently, several of you are flitting about the catacombs of the planet, hoping to find a clue of some sort.

PAST avisUnalloyed [PAU] 1:00 HOURS AGO opened public transtimeline bulletin board asdf.

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PAU 1:00 HOURS AGO opened memo on board asdf.

PAU: I;ve had a thought
PAU: Can anyone who reads this memo tell me what you know about the Denizens
PAU: I thought it might be useful to aggregate what information we collectively possess
PAU: Has anyone encountered theirs
PAU: & if so, how, & where
PAU: & what was their disposition
PAU: Friendly
PAU: Hostile
PAU: Something in between, perhaps
PAU: Even if you have not, you may have obtained information from your sprites or your consorts
PAU: Anything you can provide would be appreciated
PAU: My consorts have made vague reference to a Forgemaster
PAU: I presume he may be pertinent to our present goals on LOGAF
PAU: Assuming I can find him

FUTURE avisUnalloyed [FAU] 0:30 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAU: Alright then
FAU: Feel free to keep responding
FAU: But here is the information I was able to obtain from this memo
FAU: For the reference of anyone who reads this:
FAU: Interaction with Denizens required for completion of session
FAU: Nature of interaction: Unknown
FAU: Disposition: extremely hostile initially
FAU: Mollification possible, once certain conditions are satisfied
FAU: Extremely powerful, unwise to confront while hostile
FAU: Continuity of Denizens between sessions possible, extent & nature unknown
FAU: Common factors known: Echidna likely correlates with the Forge;s planet, probably always that of the Hero of Space
FAU: Hephaestus is another recurring figure
FAU: Likely one and the same with the Forgemaster
FAU: Needs the Forge to be relit for some purpose
FAU: Correlation with the Hero of Time: Likely, but need confirmation

((Open for memo responses, or in-person encounters for anyone on LODAM. :DD Future Gildre will be continuing to add any information she obtains from others to this memo, so the contents of the above memo may shift.))

desirenhate.livejournal.com

CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on welcome.

CCC: so
CCC: im up here on prospit
CCC: an i was curious
CCC: with all the new people
CCC: how many f usre on prospit
CCC: an how many go t derse
CCC: m kinda curious what derses like

flirtkind.livejournal.com

CURRENT adroitDilettante [CAD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board NOW ABOUT THOSE FROGS.

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CAD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NOW ABOUT THOSE FROGS.

CAD: Alright so Durrin and I are here in the Space player's Land, not a frog to be seen, but a lot of water to be logged
CAD: Now I don't know what the rest of you are up to, or what Lands you're all in
CAD: But really, if you guys think we're going to do all the work while the rest of you run around earning grist and leveling up then you've got another thing coming
CAD: So we're here at the hive, and since we haven't really got much to do, we're going to sit here and wait
CAD: And maybe make out a little
CAD: Until everyone else decides to pitch in and help some with finding these frogs
CAD: But really, there's no rush unless someone seriously has other things they want to be doing back in their own Session
CAD: I could use the time to relax anyway
CAD: (;

advance_us_fair

CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] opened public transtimeline bulletin board alrighty then.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board alrighty then.

CTD: okay mates, now that i'm done being motherfucking gobsmacked
CTD: at being dragged out of my own session?
CTD: g'day
CTD: so you guys need a space player
CTD: fair dinkum
CTD: i guess i can take a crack at it
CTD: seeing as we're pretty much up shit creek otherwise
CTD: what's a few thousand more frogs to chase down?
CTD: could use some help though
CTD: just don't be a dickhead and we'll get along fine
CTD: although
CTD: if i find that this caused any of my guys to cark it?
CTD: 'cause of some doomed timey-wimey business?
CTD: i may need to have some
CTD: w o r d s
CTD: with some of you
CTD: ...
CTD: of course, it'd help if there was some light to work with around here
CTD: and
CTD: sound
CTD: can't even hear any ribbits, and the little buggers are usually bloody loud
CTD: there's not even any wind
CTD: i mean there's only so much a guy can take
CTD: and everything's so
CTD: f l a t
CTD: i haven't even seen the forge yet
CTD: since the gate dumped me
CTD: in the middle of
CTD: bumfuck
CTD: n o w h e r e
CTD: i'm starting to wonder if this place ain't deasdfklj;
CTD ceased responding to memo.
FUTURE tympanalicDesign [FTD] 3 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FTD: imps
FTD: guess that answers that question?
FTD: a n y w a y
FTD: if anyone else is here on this planet?
FTD: i'll meet you at the forge/hive
FTD: and just a tip
FTD: ya might want to keep the culling to a minimum
FTD: or it'll make things worse
FTD: ...
FTD: also
FTD: champ?
FTD: if you're there?
FTD: let me know?

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Entries tagged with durrin mimosa [mixt]

Taipansprite: Watch.

1| Aldara intro

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==> Ridian: Attempt to locate Moirail

004 ☂ Don't underestimate the things that I will do

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because why not

==> Zurahe: Make a PSA

Durrin: Be organised.

[1] ==> Be the snooty jerk

1 | Introduce yourself

001 ϟ > Sis: Inform everyone they're a fuckup

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Player: Arrive on the Land of Gloom and Frogs.

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>Gildre: Seek the Forgemaster.

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===> Ridian: Give no fucks

Durrin: Be the Space player.

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