[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
CURRENT desolateEmissary RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.



CDE: ...I warned you all, didn't I...?

Normally, you wouldn't gloat- but then normally, trolls tended to at least take the things you said under consideration. You figure a little smugness is in order.

CDE: ...now, what have we learned...?


That done, you turn away from the console and head out to the edge of the glass, making sureyour things are all carefully tucked in your modus- no good getting anything that isn't waterproof wet, after all. That done, you unsheathe your sword and jam the tip of your parasol into the glass and over the edge. You've gotten hungry and you've long since realized there are proper fish in these waters.

Anyone that comes by on the surface is going to want to watch out. You're going to throw your catch to the surface, and it's not going to be small.
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
[There is a rumble throughout all the planets, and a series of strange flashes, green, white, and red, throughout the sky.

All about the lands, strange things will appear, scattered about- Imps with strange prototypings, or consorts from Lands that never came to this session. They look just as confused about it as you.

From the Land of Frost and Fire, a much larger light easily visible from anywhere else in the session builds up. There are short bursts of deep purple, and defying all comprehension, black light, from it as well. But before too long, without much fanfare, it all simply fades away, leaving a ghastly darkness, and an enraged scream from a voice some in this session will know well.

Soon, both the darkness and the scream fade, leaving nothing past these strange new creatures to show it had ever happened. Except for one more thing: A troll girl has now left her hive in a highblooded rage, hunting through all of the gates. She has a large hunting spear, and is leaving a trail of monsters and consorts in her wake, as she seeks something stronger...]


(Boss fight post! Agnira is berserked and attacking everything mindlessly. Let me know if you want a character death or wounding or to get away completely unharmed, and enjoy the carnage!

And as a note, canon characters are now officially playable.)
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
==> Niccis: Be bored.

You are bored.

So very. Very bored.

Were there anyone from your session here, they would all be making themselves as scarce as possible to not wind up the ones on the wrong end of your attempts to entertain yourself. Unfortunately, none of them are here, so you cannot fall back on your usual methods. There is a bright side, however- they are not here, but other players are. Players you have not yet had a chance to toy with. You are fairly certain that you will manage to lure at least one or two of them in- and that's all you need to get started, really.

So you deliberate: what should you do to try and get their attention?

==> Play the damsel in distress.

You are not entirely sure what that concept entails, but you are fairly certain that no troll would fall for it- and if they did, they'd probably only try to cull you. Honestly, how absurd.

==> Monologue your woes at a consort/inanimate object.

...is a little productivity really too much to ask for here?

==> Play the Nice Troll. Earn their trust.

Ah, now that might work- after all, none of them really know you all that well, and it's been a while since you pulled out the old willing shoulder bit. Why not? Acting, at least, is quite entertaining.


CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CDE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CDE: ...this might be a bit intrusive...
CDE: ...hΦwever with the lack Φf ΦptiΦns I feel I must ask...
CDE: ...hΦw many Φf yΦu have mΦirails...
CDE: ...and hΦw many have mΦirails that aren't here...
CDE: ...I ask because there's a fair number Φf highblΦΦds...
CDE: ...and withΦut mΦderation it cΦuld get...
CDE: ...cΦmplicated...
CDE: ...nasty, even...
CDE: ...hΦwever if anyone is inclined...
CDE: ...I'm willing tΦ lend an ear if it's needed...
CDE: ...nΦ matter what the issue...
CDE: ...if memΦs are tΦΦ public...
CDE: ...I'm Φn LΦGAF...
CDE: ...that is all...
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CCC: okay
CCC: looks like weve dragged in enough
CCC: or
CCC: ive dragged in enough
CCC: s noms gonna insist
CCC: that th frog huntin
CCC: cn probly get along fine without me
CCC: so im gonna go back t workin full-time
CCC: on tryin t fix this program
CCC: an hopefully
CCC: send th nonspace players back
CCC: but t do that
CCC: i need t figure out what went wrong
CCC: i noticed
CCC: th program seems t be grabbin everyone
CCC: out f certain sessions
CCC: r near it
CCC: so
CCC: should figure out
CCC: why those sessions
CCC: was there anythin weird in your sessions
CCC: or unique
CCC: f theres a pattern t th error
CCC: i cn probly do somethin
CCC: so
CCC: tell me bout your sessions
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
...attentiΦn all Derse dreamers...
...it appears Derse's agents are attacking consorts...
...at least Φn LOGAF...
...I will plan tΦ...
...investigate...


...if anyone wΦuld care tΦ come...
...I will be heading tΦward the castle...
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[The planet's entrance is the gates, a soft blue light surrounded by a tower of house. Galeru’s house seems to provide the only light around, leaving the area outside of its glow almost impossible to see through.



This land is shrouded in eternal night and its surface is covered by a layer of water an inch deep, reflections appearing more like shadows in the faint starlight. The endless flat plains are broken only by large, empty channels and a few great, solitary islands of limestone. Upon close inspection, these monoliths appear to be the source of the water and are where the planet’s very shy, but very territorial crayfish consorts can be found. There is an overwhelming sense of emptiness and silence.

The only way you're going to find anything, it seems, is to get down and explore.]


[OOC: Event completed! Thanks for participating.]
[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante [CAD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board NOW ABOUT THOSE FROGS.

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CAD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NOW ABOUT THOSE FROGS.

CAD: Alright so Durrin and I are here in the Space player's Land, not a frog to be seen, but a lot of water to be logged
CAD: Now I don't know what the rest of you are up to, or what Lands you're all in
CAD: But really, if you guys think we're going to do all the work while the rest of you run around earning grist and leveling up then you've got another thing coming
CAD: So we're here at the hive, and since we haven't really got much to do, we're going to sit here and wait
CAD: And maybe make out a little
CAD: Until everyone else decides to pitch in and help some with finding these frogs
CAD: But really, there's no rush unless someone seriously has other things they want to be doing back in their own Session
CAD: I could use the time to relax anyway
CAD: (;


[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board

CDE: this is ridiculΦus
CDE: ...hΦw am I tΦ help...
CDE: ...when there aren't even frΦgs here...?
CDE: ...did they die with yΦur space player I wΦnder...
CDE: ......
CDE: ...they had better nΦt have...
CDE: ...I will nΦt sit idly and becΦme dΦΦmed...
CDE: ......


CDE: ...have any Φf yΦu tried lΦΦking fΦr frΦgs...?
CDE: ...anyΦne at all...?

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