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There appears to be a new "visitor" outside the hive situated on LOGAF.

It's quite, quite large.

It doesn't seem inclined to move yet, but one can't be too sure. At the moment its gaze is fixed upon the young troll sitting in front of it, STAFF laid across his lap as he talks to it.

spaceseer.livejournal.com

CURRENT mirageSleuth [CMS] opened memo on board sup.

CMS: uh...
CMS: hey
CMS: dont worry i already read everything...
CMS: that was important
CMS: what i want to know is if...
CMS: there is a troll called melier here
CMS: hes supposed to be dead
CMS: but maybe hes alive here
CMS: so if anyone thats here can answer me id like to...
CMS: know
CMS: its kinda important
CMS: i wont be surprised if hes not though
CMS: the game sucks...
CMS: and does stupid crap like that
CMS: hes my moirail
CMS: if hes not here...
CMS: hey
CMS: im meleon
CMS: if theres anyone still here
CMS: answer me
CMS: id like to know if there is
CMS: i dont wanna type all this only...
CMS: for no one to respond
CMS: but i guess i gotta type it all anyway
CMS: no other way to know if someones gonna respond
CMS: ok i know im rambling now
CMS: just let me know if theres someone here and its cool
CMS: its kinda nice here too
CMS: not as cool as the session i had going on
CMS: but seriously if youre there melier you gotta answer me
CMS: or else i dont know whatll happen
CMS: im waiting...

callowtenebrist.livejournal.com

CURRENT callowTenebrist [CCT] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board some EXPLANATIONS are in order.

( [[ Click! ]] )

yourgift.livejournal.com

CURRENT sapphireChorus [CSC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board CHIRP.

CSC: okay
CSC: i need to know
CSC: what the chirp♪
CSC: hell is~ going on here?
CSC: i was~ in the middle of s~omething you know
CSC: a quick ans~wer is the bes~t right now
CSC: i will chirp♪
CSC: ques~tion whoever ans~wers~ this~ next
CSC: but really
CSC: all this dus~t or chirp♪
CSC: whatever it is~
CSC: its~ getting pretty annoying
CSC: if this~ is~ chirp♪
CSC: what i think it is~ chirp♪
CSC: a very bad joke i will not hes~itate to chirp♪
CSC: hurt s~omeone chirp♪
CSC: ugh
CSC: now my feathers are all ruffled

Your name is Aldara Aiolos and you are very flustered. More flustered than you really should be. Currently you are taking shelter in some ruins from all this dust. It’s disgusting and as soon as you get a response you are ditching this land for some other land if it exist. For now you will play with your hair hoping that someone responds.

awkwardtrolltle.livejournal.com

You decide that it is time to reopen the private memo your session has been using for plotting. It is private, so you know there's no chance of anyone but the five of you that are currently in this session to use it. You hope, at least. It would really suck if anyone figured out your plans before you could put them in motion.

CAC: Hello sessionm^tes.
CAC: I w^nted to let you know th^t I ^m beginning to he^l.
CAC: I ^lso w^nted to check up on everyone, ^s well, to see how you ^ll ^re doing.
CAC: If ^nyone is out of our tempor^ry hive ^s well right now, ple^se try to bring b^ck something w^rm.
CAC: I ^m h^ving a problem getting w^rm ^g^in.

desirenhate.livejournal.com

( PAST chilledCircuitry [PCC] 72 HOURS AGO opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK )

flirtkind.livejournal.com

CURRENT adroitDilettante RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CAD: Where the hell is Zurahe?
CAD: Where the fuck did she go?
CAD: Hey, codebrat, you're the one who handles all this bullshit
CAD: Where?
CAD: IS?
CAD: SHE?

diplomalice.livejournal.com

CURRENT desolateEmissary RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CDE: ...I warned you all, didn't I...?

Normally, you wouldn't gloat- but then normally, trolls tended to at least take the things you said under consideration. You figure a little smugness is in order.

CDE: ...now, what have we learned...?

That done, you turn away from the console and head out to the edge of the glass, making sureyour things are all carefully tucked in your modus- no good getting anything that isn't waterproof wet, after all. That done, you unsheathe your sword and jam the tip of your parasol into the glass and over the edge. You've gotten hungry and you've long since realized there are proper fish in these waters.

Anyone that comes by on the surface is going to want to watch out. You're going to throw your catch to the surface, and it's not going to be small.

advance_us_fair

CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: shit
CTD: did?
CTD: anyone else?
CTD: feel that?
CTD: and what is up with the text?

desirenhate.livejournal.com

CURRENT chilledCircuitry RIGHT NOW has opened up memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK

CCC: bayamo n morana ve vanished
CCC: dont talk t me for a few days
CCC: m fixin this
CCC: fixin all f it

harriedcaitiff.livejournal.com

HC: Examine surroundings.

You’d love to, but you’re finding it rather hard to see. There’s dust on the ground, dust in the air, dust coating your carapace and pulling into your lungs every time you breathe. You clutch FA a little tighter, suddenly nervous. This is not where you remember going to bed last night.

You flick on your ANTIQUATED COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE, hoping the light will help you see your surrounding a little better. Instead, what you see on the screen stops you in your tracks. There are names there, a long list of unfamiliar handles scrolling down the device.

Oh. Oh wow.

Could you have found an exile’s settlement?

Fingers shaking, you quickly pull up your own CUMBERSOME TYPING INTERFACE.

CURRENT harriedCaitiff [CHC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board IS ANYONE THERE?

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CURRENT harriedCaitiff [CHC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board IS ANYONE THERE?

CHC: Hello?
CHC: Is there anyone there?
CHC: I don’t mean to pry, of course, but it seems my communications device is in contact with the devices of others.
CHC: And unless it has chosen a spectacularly creative way to malfunction on me, I have reason to believe you may in fact exist.
CHC: Unless of course I have gone insane, and these names are merely a figment of my imagination.
CHC: Which I would find rather unfortunate! I sincerely hope you are real.
CHC: If you aren’t, though, please don’t feel obligated to hold a conversation with me.
CHC: That would be rather bizarre.
CHC: But if you do exist, I would greatly enjoy holding a conversation with you!
CHC: I can’t imagine I’m any good at it after all this time, but nonetheless.
CHC: Er.
CHC: I believe I’ll stop talking now.

CHC closed memo.

You sit back, clutch FA to your chest, and wait.

diplomalice.livejournal.com

==> Niccis: Be bored.

You are bored.

So very. Very bored.

Were there anyone from your session here, they would all be making themselves as scarce as possible to not wind up the ones on the wrong end of your attempts to entertain yourself. Unfortunately, none of them are here, so you cannot fall back on your usual methods. There is a bright side, however- they are not here, but other players are. Players you have not yet had a chance to toy with. You are fairly certain that you will manage to lure at least one or two of them in- and that's all you need to get started, really.

So you deliberate: what should you do to try and get their attention?

==> Play the damsel in distress.

You are not entirely sure what that concept entails, but you are fairly certain that no troll would fall for it- and if they did, they'd probably only try to cull you. Honestly, how absurd.

==> Monologue your woes at a consort/inanimate object.

...is a little productivity really too much to ask for here?

==> Play the Nice Troll. Earn their trust.

Ah, now that might work- after all, none of them really know you all that well, and it's been a while since you pulled out the old willing shoulder bit. Why not? Acting, at least, is quite entertaining.

CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CDE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CDE: ...this might be a bit intrusive...
CDE: ...hΦwever with the lack Φf ΦptiΦns I feel I must ask...
CDE: ...hΦw many Φf yΦu have mΦirails...
CDE: ...and hΦw many have mΦirails that aren't here...
CDE: ...I ask because there's a fair number Φf highblΦΦds...
CDE: ...and withΦut mΦderation it cΦuld get...
CDE: ...cΦmplicated...
CDE: ...nasty, even...
CDE: ...hΦwever if anyone is inclined...
CDE: ...I'm willing tΦ lend an ear if it's needed...
CDE: ...nΦ matter what the issue...
CDE: ...if memΦs are tΦΦ public...
CDE: ...I'm Φn LΦGAF...
CDE: ...that is all...

parasolvere.livejournal.com

CURRENT opalescentParasol [COP] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Pardon me.

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COP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Pardon me.

COP: If I may have your attention for a moment
COP: I appear to have been misplaced
COP: Rather, stolen
COP: Mind you, this is not a cry for help
COP: Rather
COP: This is a command
COP: An order
COP: Release me
COP: this
COP: instant
COP: Certainly, one of you fools has the ability to do so
COP: I know that you can hear me
COP: Do you know who I am?
COP: This Land
COP: is
COP: filthy
COP: I wish to leave
COP: Respond, or the consequences shall be dire

musicologistics.livejournal.com

CURRENT blackoutEtude [CBE] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CBE: I get sand in my boots ONE MO~RE TI~ME
CBE: and I am GLA~SSING THIS WHOLE STUPID PLA~NET♪♪♪

FUTURE blackoutEtude [FBE] 0:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FBE: that's it
FBE: so~me~one point me at the nearest orbital laser or some~thing
FBE: >:/

inevitableends.livejournal.com

You are entirely unamused with the current situation. This is not exactly something you are foreign to, because you spend much of your time completely unamused with a great deal of things, but this perhaps wins, which is saying a lot given what had just happened to you before you ended up here.

But now you are precariously balanced on a glass platform, soaked to the skin and trying not to get struck by lightning, and with a headache from reading the backlog. Plus everything else.

--> Might as well introduce yourself.

You don't really want to talk to anyone, but you might as well, since you're stuck here with them for the foreseeable future. It is only the sensible thing to do.

CURRENT inevitableEnding [CIE] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello

CIE: Hello.
CIE: I'm certain that you've all heard a number of variants on this so far,
CIE: So I will not waste your time any further with unnecessary rambling.

desirenhate.livejournal.com

CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CCC: okay
CCC: looks like weve dragged in enough
CCC: or
CCC: ive dragged in enough
CCC: s noms gonna insist
CCC: that th frog huntin
CCC: cn probly get along fine without me
CCC: so im gonna go back t workin full-time
CCC: on tryin t fix this program
CCC: an hopefully
CCC: send th nonspace players back
CCC: but t do that
CCC: i need t figure out what went wrong
CCC: i noticed
CCC: th program seems t be grabbin everyone
CCC: out f certain sessions
CCC: r near it
CCC: so
CCC: should figure out
CCC: why those sessions
CCC: was there anythin weird in your sessions
CCC: or unique
CCC: f theres a pattern t th error
CCC: i cn probly do somethin
CCC: so
CCC: tell me bout your sessions

advance_us_fair

CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: 'kay mates, i'm sure we've had a lot of time to get to know each other
CTD: or not
CTD: anyway i can't be the only one feeling bushwhacked by
CTD: a l l
CTD: the bulletin invites?
CTD: and since no one else has done it yet?
CTD: here's a general board to stop all the damn clutter
CTD: open invite
CTD: even made the board name in caps to let you know how serious i am
CTD: if you're a newbie, there's this explaining things?
CTD: tl;dr too bad, you're pretty much stuck here and there's nothing you can do
CTD: other than look for frogs and helping any space players that wind up here
CTD: which would be me btw but i think there's one more
CTD: there's also
CTD: actually nah, there's too many boards to scroll through to look for important shit
CTD: you got any info, you can share it with the class
CTD: i know some of you bastards managed to chat with the consorts
CTD: spill

ancientcatalyst.livejournal.com

You resent that! You aren't snooty or a jerk (yes you are), you're just in a bad mood because you somehow ended up in what appears to be the LAND OF ASS AND STUPIDITY. Meaning, not your awesome LAND OF INK AND DUST and certainly not one of your comrades' lands, either.

You have tripped over five turtles so far and it is starting to get on your nerves.

==> See what all this fuss is about

You think you will. You take a seat on a nearby turtle and open a memo.

CURRENT ancientCatalyst [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board bluh bluh board name who the fuCk Cares.

CAC: So, I have some serious Concerns here.
CAC: What the fuCk happened to my land?
CAC: Why is it all dis9ustin9 and murky and where the fuCk did the turtles Come from?
CAC: It was the land of ink and dust and fuCkin9 awesome vulture Consorts, not the land of 9run9e and u9ly and stupid turtles.
CAC: I swear, if I find out someone thou9ht it would be funny to 9litCh my land, I will personally hunt you down and shove my staff so far up your nook that you'll be vomittin9 ma9iC and rainbows.
CAC: I mean, I'm not your fuCkin9 fearless leader or whatever, but I do expeCt some Common Courtesy!

FUTURE ancientCatalyst [FAC] 0:26 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAC: Chill the fuCk out.
CAC: Oh my 9o9 I do not need this ri9ht now.
FAC: FuCk, just
FAC: Stop aCtin9 like an entitled blueblood for two seConds, okay?
FAC: You're embarrassin9 us.
CAC: Someone pulls shit like this and you expeCt me to be all sorts of flowers and sparkly horned hoofbeasts?
FAC: Nobody pulled any shit, oh my 9o9.
FAC: There was just some Crazy time/spaCe shenani9ans, I 9uess.
FAC: But I know you won't believe me. So in about half an hour, when you are future you and are havin9 this Conversation with past you, who is Currently present you, think baCk on this and realize what a fuCkin9 dipshit past you was.
FAC: Do this for me. You. Whatever.

CAC banned FAC from responding to memo.

CAC: U9999h.
CAC: Anyway, some fuCkin9 answers would be 9reatly appreCiated, before I have to start the afore-mentioned staff-up-the-nook shit.
CAC: SpheriCal bounCin9 amusement produCer is in your Court, nook-sniffers.

ribbonrevenge.livejournal.com

CURRENT graciousDivulger [CGD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Hello?

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CGD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello?

CGD: Okay.
CGD: My name’s Cate.
CGD: I have this feeling that my names not going to mean anything two whoever reads this.
CGD: I’m checking to see if anyone from my session is wherever here is.
CGD: If any of you guys our please message me.
CGD: If you don’t know me feel free to introduce yourself.
CGD: I like meeting new people. :)

diplomalice.livejournal.com

...attentiΦn all Derse dreamers...
...it appears Derse's agents are attacking consorts...
...at least Φn LOGAF...
...I will plan tΦ...
...investigate...

...if anyone wΦuld care tΦ come...
...I will be heading tΦward the castle...

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Entries tagged with * memo

Taipansprite: Watch.

001 | Intro

I - TUTO's Intro

1| Aldara intro

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==> Ridian: Attempt to locate Moirail

004 ☂ Don't underestimate the things that I will do

because why not

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Years in the future, but not many...

003 ☂ There's a possibility I wouldn't know

==> Throw a fit.

==> Zurahe: Make a PSA

Myca: be entirely unamused

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Durrin: Be organised.

[1] ==> Be the snooty jerk

1 | Introduce yourself

002 ☂ Me oh my you your luck seems to be no more

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