==> Deal with these fucking crows.

[steelkind.livejournal.com]

Okay, you've been getting dive-bombed by these consorts for far too long. Granted, you've probably managed better than most, since you're able to turn yourself invisible...but you can't maintain that constantly, and they just go back to harassing you every time you reappear. Something must be done.

==> Deploy chain-flail.

Consorts or not, no one could claim that these shitty crows haven't earned what's coming to them. Aren't you lucky you stole chose a long-range strife specibus? You're equally lucky that you've had enough free time over the sweeps to get pretty good at using it.

==> Nail a crow right between the eyes.

Welp.

That looked painful.

Of course, there's still quite a lot of them, and only one of you. As satisfying as that was, you're not really getting anywhere this way. How are you ever going to climb that tower?

==> Have an idea.

Now that could work.

Maybe you can just...angle your throw like so...and...

==> Do something awesome.

Hell yes.

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Having lassoed yourself a consort, you have now acquired a FLYING CROW MOUNT. It's no coincidence a runt troll like you has survived as long as you have.

Time to ascend this tower in STYLE.

Oh, and you should get in contact with Trollpunzel or whoever it is that's at the top of this thing.

==> Open memo.

CURRENT artfulTransgressor [CAT] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board HELL FUCKING YES.

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CAT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board HELL FUCKING YES.

CAT: yeah so i told you i could handle this shit
CAT: orangeblood whose name i dont haVe yet
CAT: and you can now consider it officially handled
CAT: im on my way up

===> Ridian: Give no fucks

[flirtkind.livejournal.com]

CURRENT adroitDilettante [CAD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board NOW ABOUT THOSE FROGS.

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CAD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NOW ABOUT THOSE FROGS.

CAD: Alright so Durrin and I are here in the Space player's Land, not a frog to be seen, but a lot of water to be logged
CAD: Now I don't know what the rest of you are up to, or what Lands you're all in
CAD: But really, if you guys think we're going to do all the work while the rest of you run around earning grist and leveling up then you've got another thing coming
CAD: So we're here at the hive, and since we haven't really got much to do, we're going to sit here and wait
CAD: And maybe make out a little
CAD: Until everyone else decides to pitch in and help some with finding these frogs
CAD: But really, there's no rush unless someone seriously has other things they want to be doing back in their own Session
CAD: I could use the time to relax anyway
CAD: (;