[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
[There is a rumble throughout all the planets, and a series of strange flashes, green, white, and red, throughout the sky.

All about the lands, strange things will appear, scattered about- Imps with strange prototypings, or consorts from Lands that never came to this session. They look just as confused about it as you.

From the Land of Frost and Fire, a much larger light easily visible from anywhere else in the session builds up. There are short bursts of deep purple, and defying all comprehension, black light, from it as well. But before too long, without much fanfare, it all simply fades away, leaving a ghastly darkness, and an enraged scream from a voice some in this session will know well.

Soon, both the darkness and the scream fade, leaving nothing past these strange new creatures to show it had ever happened. Except for one more thing: A troll girl has now left her hive in a highblooded rage, hunting through all of the gates. She has a large hunting spear, and is leaving a trail of monsters and consorts in her wake, as she seeks something stronger...]


(Boss fight post! Agnira is berserked and attacking everything mindlessly. Let me know if you want a character death or wounding or to get away completely unharmed, and enjoy the carnage!

And as a note, canon characters are now officially playable.)
[identity profile] explorings.livejournal.com
You are now building a wagon! Not one of these silly small ones, you're build one of the bigs ones that have to be drawn by hoofbeasts. You have decided you have plenty of time on your hands, and it has been far too long since you've last seen one. Your wagon was practically your hive, before SGRUB and everything.

So with wood you have gathered from LOWAP, you are now constructing one for yourself. God knows how this thing you're even building is going to be sturdy, since it doesn't really look like it, but you're building it the way you remember you did when you were a wriggler.

You are also online as smilingExplorer, but whoever wants to have have a chat with you there is going to have to wait a bit until you realize you're being pestered.
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CCC: okay
CCC: looks like weve dragged in enough
CCC: or
CCC: ive dragged in enough
CCC: s noms gonna insist
CCC: that th frog huntin
CCC: cn probly get along fine without me
CCC: so im gonna go back t workin full-time
CCC: on tryin t fix this program
CCC: an hopefully
CCC: send th nonspace players back
CCC: but t do that
CCC: i need t figure out what went wrong
CCC: i noticed
CCC: th program seems t be grabbin everyone
CCC: out f certain sessions
CCC: r near it
CCC: so
CCC: should figure out
CCC: why those sessions
CCC: was there anythin weird in your sessions
CCC: or unique
CCC: f theres a pattern t th error
CCC: i cn probly do somethin
CCC: so
CCC: tell me bout your sessions
[identity profile] ironicicon.livejournal.com
CURRENT analogueEqualizer[CAE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board FUCK THIS NOISE.

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CAE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK THIS NOISE.

CAE: sweet Jesus Mary Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat boys and girls
CAE: lemme see if I got this fucking situation right so I don’t have to keep myself guessing if this bullshit is even for real for any longer than I gotta
CAE: you brats fucked up and got your space player killed
CAE: and somehow this shitty little program you got running
CAE: is hauling in poor unsuspecting dumbasses plus yours truly in left and right
CAE: like a goddamn black hole of rampant bullshit and inconvenience
CAE: and as far as I can figure it we’re all stuck here until we make you guys that fucking not-really-metaphorical universe frog
CAE: so you fucknubs can get the fuck right on with your session and not die a hideous death via paradox space
CAE: because you can’t handle a little doom
CAE: well la-dee-fucking-da
CAE: cry me a river build yourselves a bridge and get the fuck over it
CAE: I’m not even a player dumbshits good job
CAE: what the fuck am I supposed to do the entire time I’m here
CAE: host fucking dance parties for whatever retarded little consorts you have on these planets
CAE:
CAE:
CAE:
CAE: why the fuck not it’s not like I got anything better to do
CAE: shit let’s have a rave

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