[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
[There is a rumble throughout all the planets, and a series of strange flashes, green, white, and red, throughout the sky.

All about the lands, strange things will appear, scattered about- Imps with strange prototypings, or consorts from Lands that never came to this session. They look just as confused about it as you.

From the Land of Frost and Fire, a much larger light easily visible from anywhere else in the session builds up. There are short bursts of deep purple, and defying all comprehension, black light, from it as well. But before too long, without much fanfare, it all simply fades away, leaving a ghastly darkness, and an enraged scream from a voice some in this session will know well.

Soon, both the darkness and the scream fade, leaving nothing past these strange new creatures to show it had ever happened. Except for one more thing: A troll girl has now left her hive in a highblooded rage, hunting through all of the gates. She has a large hunting spear, and is leaving a trail of monsters and consorts in her wake, as she seeks something stronger...]


(Boss fight post! Agnira is berserked and attacking everything mindlessly. Let me know if you want a character death or wounding or to get away completely unharmed, and enjoy the carnage!

And as a note, canon characters are now officially playable.)
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
==> Niccis: Be bored.

You are bored.

So very. Very bored.

Were there anyone from your session here, they would all be making themselves as scarce as possible to not wind up the ones on the wrong end of your attempts to entertain yourself. Unfortunately, none of them are here, so you cannot fall back on your usual methods. There is a bright side, however- they are not here, but other players are. Players you have not yet had a chance to toy with. You are fairly certain that you will manage to lure at least one or two of them in- and that's all you need to get started, really.

So you deliberate: what should you do to try and get their attention?

==> Play the damsel in distress.

You are not entirely sure what that concept entails, but you are fairly certain that no troll would fall for it- and if they did, they'd probably only try to cull you. Honestly, how absurd.

==> Monologue your woes at a consort/inanimate object.

...is a little productivity really too much to ask for here?

==> Play the Nice Troll. Earn their trust.

Ah, now that might work- after all, none of them really know you all that well, and it's been a while since you pulled out the old willing shoulder bit. Why not? Acting, at least, is quite entertaining.


CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CDE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CDE: ...this might be a bit intrusive...
CDE: ...hΦwever with the lack Φf ΦptiΦns I feel I must ask...
CDE: ...hΦw many Φf yΦu have mΦirails...
CDE: ...and hΦw many have mΦirails that aren't here...
CDE: ...I ask because there's a fair number Φf highblΦΦds...
CDE: ...and withΦut mΦderation it cΦuld get...
CDE: ...cΦmplicated...
CDE: ...nasty, even...
CDE: ...hΦwever if anyone is inclined...
CDE: ...I'm willing tΦ lend an ear if it's needed...
CDE: ...nΦ matter what the issue...
CDE: ...if memΦs are tΦΦ public...
CDE: ...I'm Φn LΦGAF...
CDE: ...that is all...
[identity profile] ancientcatalyst.livejournal.com
You resent that! You aren't snooty or a jerk (yes you are), you're just in a bad mood because you somehow ended up in what appears to be the LAND OF ASS AND STUPIDITY. Meaning, not your awesome LAND OF INK AND DUST and certainly not one of your comrades' lands, either.

You have tripped over five turtles so far and it is starting to get on your nerves.

==> See what all this fuss is about

You think you will. You take a seat on a nearby turtle and open a memo.

CURRENT ancientCatalyst [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board bluh bluh board name who the fuCk Cares.

CAC: So, I have some serious Concerns here.
CAC: What the fuCk happened to my land?
CAC: Why is it all dis9ustin9 and murky and where the fuCk did the turtles Come from?
CAC: It was the land of ink and dust and fuCkin9 awesome vulture Consorts, not the land of 9run9e and u9ly and stupid turtles.
CAC: I swear, if I find out someone thou9ht it would be funny to 9litCh my land, I will personally hunt you down and shove my staff so far up your nook that you'll be vomittin9 ma9iC and rainbows.
CAC: I mean, I'm not your fuCkin9 fearless leader or whatever, but I do expeCt some Common Courtesy!


FUTURE ancientCatalyst [FAC] 0:26 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAC: Chill the fuCk out.
CAC: Oh my 9o9 I do not need this ri9ht now.
FAC: FuCk, just
FAC: Stop aCtin9 like an entitled blueblood for two seConds, okay?
FAC: You're embarrassin9 us.
CAC: Someone pulls shit like this and you expeCt me to be all sorts of flowers and sparkly horned hoofbeasts?
FAC: Nobody pulled any shit, oh my 9o9.
FAC: There was just some Crazy time/spaCe shenani9ans, I 9uess.
FAC: But I know you won't believe me. So in about half an hour, when you are future you and are havin9 this Conversation with past you, who is Currently present you, think baCk on this and realize what a fuCkin9 dipshit past you was.
FAC: Do this for me. You. Whatever.


CAC banned FAC from responding to memo.

CAC: U9999h.
CAC: Anyway, some fuCkin9 answers would be 9reatly appreCiated, before I have to start the afore-mentioned staff-up-the-nook shit.
CAC: SpheriCal bounCin9 amusement produCer is in your Court, nook-sniffers.
[identity profile] musicologistics.livejournal.com
You've been pretty much doing that all your life- this is going to have to get a little more specific.

==> Zurahe: Be kind of a badass musically.

There we go, that you can handle- especially since the trip doesn't seem to have damaged your A.V.E.S. any. Thank god too, because you really do hate the way imps shriek when they attack en masse. Totally throws off your groove, and with The Righteous and The Wicked, a good rhythm's something that's a little more necessary than usual with all that chain flying through the air, getting wrapped around necks... if they happen to exist on whatever you're fighting, that is.

Complicated stuff, and you find yourself either humming or whistling along as you continue.



You're barely paying attention to your Echeladder as it starts to slowly climb upwards once again either- you're mostly focused on clearing out these imps and taking the grist to start building your cache up again. You've got a lot of things to re-alchemize and nowhere near enough grist to do it with. You're online as blackoutEtude of course, but anyone that pesters you is going to have a bit of a wait. Finding you in the flesh isn't hard though- it's not like the music and converging imps aren't a dead giveaway regardless. You suppose that as long as they're not about to get themselves killed, you don't mind if anyone wants to join in.
[identity profile] ironicicon.livejournal.com
CURRENT analogueEqualizer[CAE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board FUCK THIS NOISE.

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CAE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK THIS NOISE.

CAE: sweet Jesus Mary Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat boys and girls
CAE: lemme see if I got this fucking situation right so I don’t have to keep myself guessing if this bullshit is even for real for any longer than I gotta
CAE: you brats fucked up and got your space player killed
CAE: and somehow this shitty little program you got running
CAE: is hauling in poor unsuspecting dumbasses plus yours truly in left and right
CAE: like a goddamn black hole of rampant bullshit and inconvenience
CAE: and as far as I can figure it we’re all stuck here until we make you guys that fucking not-really-metaphorical universe frog
CAE: so you fucknubs can get the fuck right on with your session and not die a hideous death via paradox space
CAE: because you can’t handle a little doom
CAE: well la-dee-fucking-da
CAE: cry me a river build yourselves a bridge and get the fuck over it
CAE: I’m not even a player dumbshits good job
CAE: what the fuck am I supposed to do the entire time I’m here
CAE: host fucking dance parties for whatever retarded little consorts you have on these planets
CAE:
CAE:
CAE:
CAE: why the fuck not it’s not like I got anything better to do
CAE: shit let’s have a rave
[identity profile] colorcheer.livejournal.com
CURRENT rainbowRoad [RR] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Introductions!
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CRR RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Introductions!

CRR: Transtimeline bulletin board...
CRR: Did Pesterchum always have those?
CRR: Guess it doesn't matter!
CRR: Hi everyone!
CRR: I guess some of you already know me, but for those of you who don't!
CRR: My name's Iris!
CRR: I thought, since we're working together here, we should do introductions!
CRR: It's easier to work with people you know well, right?
CRR: So, let's start!
CRR: Oh, I guess I already did, huh...
CRR: Whoops!
CRR: Oh well, let's try again! I'm Iris Klein, and I'm my session's Thief of Skill!
CRR: Oh, but that doesn't mean I'll be stealing anything here!
CRR: I don't steal, I promise!
CRR: Anyway, what about all of you?
[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante [CAD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board NAMING THESE THINGS IS BORING

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CAD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NAMING THESE THINGS IS BORING.

CAD: Alright so surprisingly enough, our dreamselves are here on Prospit and Derse
CAD: Strange that the game would let us have that much, but I'm certainly not complaining
CAD: That's not why I'm making this memo, though
CAD: See, I've been reading these memos, and most of us are from different points in our quests
CAD: Some further along than others, I'm pretty sure
CAD: And some barely into playing the game
CAD: So, how about you guys tell me how far you were so we can figure out who needs the most help?
CAD: You know, just to make sure that no one dies from underleveling or something ridiculous like that

CAD: Oh and if anyone runs into a tiny diva who talks like a songbird and carries a battle-axe, let me know alright?
CAD: She tends to not have the best common sense, and checking these things might not be her first course of action
CAD: Wrecking whatever planet she lands on though, that's probably a thing that'll happen


[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on welcome.

CCC: so
CCC: im up here on prospit
CCC: an i was curious
CCC: with all the new people
CCC: how many f usre on prospit
CCC: an how many go t derse
CCC: m kinda curious what derses like
[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante [CAD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board NOW ABOUT THOSE FROGS.

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CAD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NOW ABOUT THOSE FROGS.

CAD: Alright so Durrin and I are here in the Space player's Land, not a frog to be seen, but a lot of water to be logged
CAD: Now I don't know what the rest of you are up to, or what Lands you're all in
CAD: But really, if you guys think we're going to do all the work while the rest of you run around earning grist and leveling up then you've got another thing coming
CAD: So we're here at the hive, and since we haven't really got much to do, we're going to sit here and wait
CAD: And maybe make out a little
CAD: Until everyone else decides to pitch in and help some with finding these frogs
CAD: But really, there's no rush unless someone seriously has other things they want to be doing back in their own Session
CAD: I could use the time to relax anyway
CAD: (;


[identity profile] steelkind.livejournal.com
Okay, you've been getting dive-bombed by these consorts for far too long. Granted, you've probably managed better than most, since you're able to turn yourself invisible...but you can't maintain that constantly, and they just go back to harassing you every time you reappear. Something must be done.

==> Deploy chain-flail.

Consorts or not, no one could claim that these shitty crows haven't earned what's coming to them. Aren't you lucky you stole chose a long-range strife specibus? You're equally lucky that you've had enough free time over the sweeps to get pretty good at using it.

==> Nail a crow right between the eyes.

Welp.

That looked painful.

Of course, there's still quite a lot of them, and only one of you. As satisfying as that was, you're not really getting anywhere this way. How are you ever going to climb that tower?

==> Have an idea.

Now that could work.

Maybe you can just...angle your throw like so...and...

==> Do something awesome.

Hell yes.

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Having lassoed yourself a consort, you have now acquired a FLYING CROW MOUNT. It's no coincidence a runt troll like you has survived as long as you have.

Time to ascend this tower in STYLE.

Oh, and you should get in contact with Trollpunzel or whoever it is that's at the top of this thing.

==> Open memo.

CURRENT artfulTransgressor [CAT] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board HELL FUCKING YES.

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CAT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board HELL FUCKING YES.

CAT: yeah so i told you i could handle this shit
CAT: orangeblood whose name i dont haVe yet
CAT: and you can now consider it officially handled
CAT: im on my way up
[identity profile] dualshielding.livejournal.com
CURRENT vigilantAegis [CVA] opened public transtimeline bulletin board Locations.

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CVA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Locations.

CVA: okay \\\e need to get organized spacially too not just \\\ith \\\ho can break reality
CVA: ordinarily i'd \\\ait for so///ebody else to do this but fuck that
CVA: \\\e need to figure out \\\here everybody is right no\\\.
CVA: current session players it \\\ould be great if you could tell us \\\hat lands \\\e're dealing \\\ith here in a useful and non-sarcastic ///anner cause i kno\\\ for sure i'/// not in locad any///ore.
CVA: this place is dark and there's \\\ater every\\\here, for one. \\\here is everybody else stuck?
[identity profile] solarsignatus.livejournal.com
==>Be the Leader

You cannot be the leader, this isn't your session! You can, however, try to get some useful information.

This is a bigger clusterfuck than The Usurper and His Psychotic Matesprit (Who Really is better Kismesis Material) Kill the King and Slowly Go Completely Insane At Any Hint They Might Be Found Out For Having Murdered the King and All Who Might Have Challenged Them Or Even Been Suggested They Would By A Bunch of Witches Who Have Nothing To Actually Do With Whatever Else Is Going On Here Before They Get Killed By Soldiers Pretending To Be Trees.

And that's saying something.

CURRENT solarSignatus [CSS] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Alright Then

CSS: ...While we're all still getting threatening to kill each other and hallucinating out of the way.
CSS: ...Myself included.
CSS: ...I think it might be best if we keep track what titles and powers we do have.
CSS: ...We can't do anything to help the space players and get out of here if we don't know who does what.
CSS: ...So.
CSS: ...In the interests of getting this done as quickly as possible.
CSS: ...Let's get organized.

game start!

Sep. 1st, 2011 06:36 pm
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board welcome.

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CCC
RIGHT NOW opened memo on board welcome.

CCC: hi
CCC: so youve got some questions
CCC: better do one thing before we start

CCC
has disabled replies from those other than original poster on board welcome.
CCC has disabled new memos on board welcome.
CCC has flagged this memo as important.

CCC: no interruptions now
CCC: so welcome
CCC: youve got questions
CCC: im here to answer them
CCC: this isnt your session
CCC: we probably arent even from the same universe
CCC: similar maybe
CCC: but different
CCC: this session was supposed to be null
CCC: our space player got killed
CCC: so we brought you here
CCC: or that was the plan
CCC: somethin went wrong
CCC: still dont know what
CCC: but th program messed up
CCC: cant stop bringin people in
CCC: cant send em home
CCC: but the send home bit still works
CCC: a bit
CCC: at random
CCC: cant tell when
CCC: so if youre not a space player
CCC: sorry
CCC: my bad
CCC: try not to die
CCC: and youll get back eventually
CCC: if you are
CCC: we need your help
CCC: breedin duties or somethin
CCC: not sure what you do
CCC: but you do
CCC: then we can go kill th black king
CCC: an be on our way
CCC: an th program should stop once were out f here
CCC: should
CCC: an one more thing
CCC: youre gonna see some weird stuff
CCC: the session looks like its glitchin
CCC: i think ive already seen some
CCC: imps with stuff we never prototyped
CCC: looks pretty weird
CCC: so there it is
CCC: im done here
CCC: gonna go check out prospit for more signs of glitchin
CCC: im out
CCC: oh wait
CCC: one more thing
CCC: if you have anything to say, just go ahead and troll me directly
CCC: easier than letting this memo get cluttered up
CCC: from everyone who'll ever be here
CCC: at once
CCC: ok
CCC
closed memo.

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