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There appears to be a new "visitor" outside the hive situated on LOGAF.



It's quite, quite large.

It doesn't seem inclined to move yet, but one can't be too sure. At the moment its gaze is fixed upon the young troll sitting in front of it, STAFF laid across his lap as he talks to it.
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
[There is a rumble throughout all the planets, and a series of strange flashes, green, white, and red, throughout the sky.

All about the lands, strange things will appear, scattered about- Imps with strange prototypings, or consorts from Lands that never came to this session. They look just as confused about it as you.

From the Land of Frost and Fire, a much larger light easily visible from anywhere else in the session builds up. There are short bursts of deep purple, and defying all comprehension, black light, from it as well. But before too long, without much fanfare, it all simply fades away, leaving a ghastly darkness, and an enraged scream from a voice some in this session will know well.

Soon, both the darkness and the scream fade, leaving nothing past these strange new creatures to show it had ever happened. Except for one more thing: A troll girl has now left her hive in a highblooded rage, hunting through all of the gates. She has a large hunting spear, and is leaving a trail of monsters and consorts in her wake, as she seeks something stronger...]


(Boss fight post! Agnira is berserked and attacking everything mindlessly. Let me know if you want a character death or wounding or to get away completely unharmed, and enjoy the carnage!

And as a note, canon characters are now officially playable.)
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CCC: okay
CCC: looks like weve dragged in enough
CCC: or
CCC: ive dragged in enough
CCC: s noms gonna insist
CCC: that th frog huntin
CCC: cn probly get along fine without me
CCC: so im gonna go back t workin full-time
CCC: on tryin t fix this program
CCC: an hopefully
CCC: send th nonspace players back
CCC: but t do that
CCC: i need t figure out what went wrong
CCC: i noticed
CCC: th program seems t be grabbin everyone
CCC: out f certain sessions
CCC: r near it
CCC: so
CCC: should figure out
CCC: why those sessions
CCC: was there anythin weird in your sessions
CCC: or unique
CCC: f theres a pattern t th error
CCC: i cn probly do somethin
CCC: so
CCC: tell me bout your sessions
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CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: 'kay mates, i'm sure we've had a lot of time to get to know each other
CTD: or not
CTD: anyway i can't be the only one feeling bushwhacked by
CTD: a l l
CTD: the bulletin invites?
CTD: and since no one else has done it yet?
CTD: here's a general board to stop all the damn clutter
CTD: open invite
CTD: even made the board name in caps to let you know how serious i am
CTD: if you're a newbie, there's this explaining things?
CTD: tl;dr too bad, you're pretty much stuck here and there's nothing you can do
CTD: other than look for frogs and helping any space players that wind up here
CTD: which would be me btw but i think there's one more
CTD: there's also
CTD: actually nah, there's too many boards to scroll through to look for important shit
CTD: you got any info, you can share it with the class
CTD: i know some of you bastards managed to chat with the consorts
CTD: spill

[identity profile] colorcheer.livejournal.com
CURRENT rainbowRoad [RR] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Introductions!
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CRR RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Introductions!

CRR: Transtimeline bulletin board...
CRR: Did Pesterchum always have those?
CRR: Guess it doesn't matter!
CRR: Hi everyone!
CRR: I guess some of you already know me, but for those of you who don't!
CRR: My name's Iris!
CRR: I thought, since we're working together here, we should do introductions!
CRR: It's easier to work with people you know well, right?
CRR: So, let's start!
CRR: Oh, I guess I already did, huh...
CRR: Whoops!
CRR: Oh well, let's try again! I'm Iris Klein, and I'm my session's Thief of Skill!
CRR: Oh, but that doesn't mean I'll be stealing anything here!
CRR: I don't steal, I promise!
CRR: Anyway, what about all of you?
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[personal profile] paradoxconsort
[The planet's entrance is the gates, a soft blue light surrounded by a tower of house. Galeru’s house seems to provide the only light around, leaving the area outside of its glow almost impossible to see through.



This land is shrouded in eternal night and its surface is covered by a layer of water an inch deep, reflections appearing more like shadows in the faint starlight. The endless flat plains are broken only by large, empty channels and a few great, solitary islands of limestone. Upon close inspection, these monoliths appear to be the source of the water and are where the planet’s very shy, but very territorial crayfish consorts can be found. There is an overwhelming sense of emptiness and silence.

The only way you're going to find anything, it seems, is to get down and explore.]


[OOC: Event completed! Thanks for participating.]
[identity profile] falseflagged.livejournal.com
CURRENT informativeInfiltrator [CII] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board where are You now?.

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CII: RIGHT NOW opened memo on board where are You now?.
CII: okay, so. as I type this, Cass is exploring around Us.
CII: which I guess leaves Me to ask where the Rest Of Us have gotten off to?
CII: can any of You see this?


CURRENT fortunateConclusion [CFC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CFC: hi cody!
CFC: i can see you!
CFC: uh in real life too i mean so look over here hey hey hey listen
CFC: to your left!

CII: I know You can see this and Me, Cass.
CII: I was more hoping Iris or Rory or Taja, You know, The Others would notice this.
CII: or hell, I was just wondering if Anyone Besides Us can see this.

CFC: good idea lets have a party and invite everyone!
CFC: whose coming

CII: You know what?
CII: sure. let’s call it a party.
CII: Everyone Who Can See This is Invited.
CII: We’re in some dilapidated iron tower in a place that looks like a bad metal album.
CII: so come on by.
CII: just let Us know here first, okay?
CII: or, You know, just say anything here period.
CII: I’d really like to believe We’re not The Last People Alive In This Session.
[identity profile] aurifextemporis.livejournal.com
You're giving it your best attempt, but the Forgemaster is unavailable for finding at this point in the game!

You don't know that, though, so you'll continue to look. If anyone would know how to light the Forge, he would; and that, as far as you can tell, is the most important goal at present. You're giving your planet a thorough searching, using time travel to speed the process, so you may be in several places at any given moment.

Presently, several of you are flitting about the catacombs of the planet, hoping to find a clue of some sort.



PAST avisUnalloyed [PAU] 1:00 HOURS AGO opened public transtimeline bulletin board asdf.

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PAU 1:00 HOURS AGO opened memo on board asdf.

PAU: I;ve had a thought
PAU: Can anyone who reads this memo tell me what you know about the Denizens
PAU: I thought it might be useful to aggregate what information we collectively possess
PAU: Has anyone encountered theirs
PAU: & if so, how, & where
PAU: & what was their disposition
PAU: Friendly
PAU: Hostile
PAU: Something in between, perhaps
PAU: Even if you have not, you may have obtained information from your sprites or your consorts
PAU: Anything you can provide would be appreciated
PAU: My consorts have made vague reference to a Forgemaster
PAU: I presume he may be pertinent to our present goals on LOGAF
PAU: Assuming I can find him


FUTURE avisUnalloyed [FAU] 0:30 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAU: Alright then
FAU: Feel free to keep responding
FAU: But here is the information I was able to obtain from this memo
FAU: For the reference of anyone who reads this:
FAU: Interaction with Denizens required for completion of session
FAU: Nature of interaction: Unknown
FAU: Disposition: extremely hostile initially
FAU: Mollification possible, once certain conditions are satisfied
FAU: Extremely powerful, unwise to confront while hostile
FAU: Continuity of Denizens between sessions possible, extent & nature unknown
FAU: Common factors known: Echidna likely correlates with the Forge;s planet, probably always that of the Hero of Space
FAU: Hephaestus is another recurring figure
FAU: Likely one and the same with the Forgemaster
FAU: Needs the Forge to be relit for some purpose
FAU: Correlation with the Hero of Time: Likely, but need confirmation


((Open for memo responses, or in-person encounters for anyone on LODAM. :DD Future Gildre will be continuing to add any information she obtains from others to this memo, so the contents of the above memo may shift.))
[identity profile] solarsignatus.livejournal.com
So after a disastrous chat with a couple of hormonal wrigglers, you've found yourself in dire need of some way to get rid of all this excess killing rage. Because cathartic as it would be, no one's really deserved slow torturous death yet, and you've got other things to worry about. So you found a gate and hopped through.

===>Choke on dust.

It's kind of inevitable! This place is covered in it, and you're not sure how landlubbers deal with this all the time.

But there are Imps here.

===>Murder some imps.

That you can do with extreme prejudice, but it's not really helping and now there's gunk all over your clothes. This is disgusting.

CURRENT solarSignatus [CSS] RIGHT NOW opened memo QUERY
CSS: ...Alright, I need to ask.
CSS: ...Because I've been here for a while now.
CSS: ...I think this is gildre's land?
CSS: ...Do you actually have consorts or is this just an endless sea of dust, imps and more dust forever?
CSS: ...Because I think the dust is managing to captchalogue itself now.
CSS: ...And sentient dust is the last thing I need today.
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CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] opened public transtimeline bulletin board alrighty then.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board alrighty then.

CTD: okay mates, now that i'm done being motherfucking gobsmacked
CTD: at being dragged out of my own session?
CTD: g'day
CTD: so you guys need a space player
CTD: fair dinkum
CTD: i guess i can take a crack at it
CTD: seeing as we're pretty much up shit creek otherwise
CTD: what's a few thousand more frogs to chase down?
CTD: could use some help though
CTD: just don't be a dickhead and we'll get along fine
CTD: although
CTD: if i find that this caused any of my guys to cark it?
CTD: 'cause of some doomed timey-wimey business?
CTD: i may need to have some
CTD: w o r d s
CTD: with some of you
CTD: ...
CTD: of course, it'd help if there was some light to work with around here
CTD: and
CTD: sound
CTD: can't even hear any ribbits, and the little buggers are usually bloody loud
CTD: there's not even any wind
CTD: i mean there's only so much a guy can take
CTD: and everything's so
CTD: f l a t
CTD: i haven't even seen the forge yet
CTD: since the gate dumped me
CTD: in the middle of
CTD: bumfuck
CTD: n o w h e r e
CTD: i'm starting to wonder if this place ain't deasdfklj;

CTD ceased responding to memo.
FUTURE tympanalicDesign [FTD] 3 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FTD: imps
FTD: guess that answers that question?
FTD: a n y w a y
FTD: if anyone else is here on this planet?
FTD: i'll meet you at the forge/hive
FTD: and just a tip
FTD: ya might want to keep the culling to a minimum
FTD: or it'll make things worse
FTD: ...
FTD: also
FTD: champ?
FTD: if you're there?
FTD: let me know?
[identity profile] astravisolmis.livejournal.com
Astravi Solmis: Continue freezing to death.

You can't do that! You're suddenly rather warm.

Astravi Solmis: Bother to open eyes.

No. You have long since made a decision to keep your eyes closed. It's not as if there's anything to look at but snow, and you are developing an intense hatred for snow. Snow would be your kismesis, if only you had a way to rival it. You wonder if this makes your coat an auspitice, but resist the temptation to start talking to inanimate objects.

Astravi Solmis: Sneeze.

The dust gets in your chitinous windtube and you proceed to sneeze, forcing your eyes open.

===>


Current lingeringExasperated (CLE) RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board ...Sweep unknown..

CLE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board ...Sweep unknown..

CLE: ...Dust is not a welcome replacement of snow..
CLE: ...Excepting that anything would be a welcome replacement of snow..
CLE: ...Except horrorterrors, none of those. That would be entirely unnecessary..
CLE: ...And of course, I have probably doomed myself to that now..
CLE: ...I insist that sopor slime and a large meal be provided, if this is going to continue..
CLE: ...And my lusus, too..
CLE: ... ... ...
CLE: ...My lusus when she was alive, not a nightmarish zombie puppet not dissimilar to what I see when I sleep..
CLE: ...Also, make her able to talk..
CLE: ...And fly..
CLE: ...I'm only going to respond to this false new environment when all of the above arrive..
[identity profile] dualshielding.livejournal.com
CURRENT vigilantAegis [CVA] opened public transtimeline bulletin board Locations.

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CVA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Locations.

CVA: okay \\\e need to get organized spacially too not just \\\ith \\\ho can break reality
CVA: ordinarily i'd \\\ait for so///ebody else to do this but fuck that
CVA: \\\e need to figure out \\\here everybody is right no\\\.
CVA: current session players it \\\ould be great if you could tell us \\\hat lands \\\e're dealing \\\ith here in a useful and non-sarcastic ///anner cause i kno\\\ for sure i'/// not in locad any///ore.
CVA: this place is dark and there's \\\ater every\\\here, for one. \\\here is everybody else stuck?
[identity profile] solarsignatus.livejournal.com
==>Be the Leader

You cannot be the leader, this isn't your session! You can, however, try to get some useful information.

This is a bigger clusterfuck than The Usurper and His Psychotic Matesprit (Who Really is better Kismesis Material) Kill the King and Slowly Go Completely Insane At Any Hint They Might Be Found Out For Having Murdered the King and All Who Might Have Challenged Them Or Even Been Suggested They Would By A Bunch of Witches Who Have Nothing To Actually Do With Whatever Else Is Going On Here Before They Get Killed By Soldiers Pretending To Be Trees.

And that's saying something.

CURRENT solarSignatus [CSS] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Alright Then

CSS: ...While we're all still getting threatening to kill each other and hallucinating out of the way.
CSS: ...Myself included.
CSS: ...I think it might be best if we keep track what titles and powers we do have.
CSS: ...We can't do anything to help the space players and get out of here if we don't know who does what.
CSS: ...So.
CSS: ...In the interests of getting this done as quickly as possible.
CSS: ...Let's get organized.

game start!

Sep. 1st, 2011 06:36 pm
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board welcome.

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CCC
RIGHT NOW opened memo on board welcome.

CCC: hi
CCC: so youve got some questions
CCC: better do one thing before we start

CCC
has disabled replies from those other than original poster on board welcome.
CCC has disabled new memos on board welcome.
CCC has flagged this memo as important.

CCC: no interruptions now
CCC: so welcome
CCC: youve got questions
CCC: im here to answer them
CCC: this isnt your session
CCC: we probably arent even from the same universe
CCC: similar maybe
CCC: but different
CCC: this session was supposed to be null
CCC: our space player got killed
CCC: so we brought you here
CCC: or that was the plan
CCC: somethin went wrong
CCC: still dont know what
CCC: but th program messed up
CCC: cant stop bringin people in
CCC: cant send em home
CCC: but the send home bit still works
CCC: a bit
CCC: at random
CCC: cant tell when
CCC: so if youre not a space player
CCC: sorry
CCC: my bad
CCC: try not to die
CCC: and youll get back eventually
CCC: if you are
CCC: we need your help
CCC: breedin duties or somethin
CCC: not sure what you do
CCC: but you do
CCC: then we can go kill th black king
CCC: an be on our way
CCC: an th program should stop once were out f here
CCC: should
CCC: an one more thing
CCC: youre gonna see some weird stuff
CCC: the session looks like its glitchin
CCC: i think ive already seen some
CCC: imps with stuff we never prototyped
CCC: looks pretty weird
CCC: so there it is
CCC: im done here
CCC: gonna go check out prospit for more signs of glitchin
CCC: im out
CCC: oh wait
CCC: one more thing
CCC: if you have anything to say, just go ahead and troll me directly
CCC: easier than letting this memo get cluttered up
CCC: from everyone who'll ever be here
CCC: at once
CCC: ok
CCC
closed memo.

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