[identity profile] astravisolmis.livejournal.com
This week has not been very enjoyable for you. The injury of your sessionmates has only proven what you already knew to be a fact: that EVERYTHING HATES YOU AND YOUR COMPANIONS.

Also, that the original players aren't to be trusted.

But the private request of Drilla for something to warm her has driven you to leave the protection of the RUINS in the LAND OF DUST AND MEMORIES.

You are carrying a pile of knitted scarves and blankets across LODAM and through THE LAND OF WOOD AND PYRAMIDS.

You are about as unnoticeable as a 6'0 troll in a black coat walking across deserts can be, which is to say:

Not at all.
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
==> Niccis: Be bored.

You are bored.

So very. Very bored.

Were there anyone from your session here, they would all be making themselves as scarce as possible to not wind up the ones on the wrong end of your attempts to entertain yourself. Unfortunately, none of them are here, so you cannot fall back on your usual methods. There is a bright side, however- they are not here, but other players are. Players you have not yet had a chance to toy with. You are fairly certain that you will manage to lure at least one or two of them in- and that's all you need to get started, really.

So you deliberate: what should you do to try and get their attention?

==> Play the damsel in distress.

You are not entirely sure what that concept entails, but you are fairly certain that no troll would fall for it- and if they did, they'd probably only try to cull you. Honestly, how absurd.

==> Monologue your woes at a consort/inanimate object.

...is a little productivity really too much to ask for here?

==> Play the Nice Troll. Earn their trust.

Ah, now that might work- after all, none of them really know you all that well, and it's been a while since you pulled out the old willing shoulder bit. Why not? Acting, at least, is quite entertaining.


CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CDE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CDE: ...this might be a bit intrusive...
CDE: ...hΦwever with the lack Φf ΦptiΦns I feel I must ask...
CDE: ...hΦw many Φf yΦu have mΦirails...
CDE: ...and hΦw many have mΦirails that aren't here...
CDE: ...I ask because there's a fair number Φf highblΦΦds...
CDE: ...and withΦut mΦderation it cΦuld get...
CDE: ...cΦmplicated...
CDE: ...nasty, even...
CDE: ...hΦwever if anyone is inclined...
CDE: ...I'm willing tΦ lend an ear if it's needed...
CDE: ...nΦ matter what the issue...
CDE: ...if memΦs are tΦΦ public...
CDE: ...I'm Φn LΦGAF...
CDE: ...that is all...
[identity profile] parasolvere.livejournal.com
CURRENT opalescentParasol [COP] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Pardon me.

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COP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Pardon me.

COP: If I may have your attention for a moment
COP: I appear to have been misplaced
COP: Rather, stolen
COP: Mind you, this is not a cry for help
COP: Rather
COP: This is a command
COP: An order
COP: Release me
COP: this
COP: instant
COP: Certainly, one of you fools has the ability to do so
COP: I know that you can hear me
COP: Do you know who I am?
COP: This Land
COP: is
COP: filthy
COP: I wish to leave
COP: Respond, or the consequences shall be dire
[identity profile] musicologistics.livejournal.com
CURRENT blackoutEtude [CBE] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CBE: I get sand in my boots ONE MO~RE TI~ME
CBE: and I am GLA~SSING THIS WHOLE STUPID PLA~NET♪♪♪



FUTURE blackoutEtude [FBE] 0:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FBE: that's it
FBE: so~me~one point me at the nearest orbital laser or some~thing
FBE: >:/
[identity profile] astravisolmis.livejournal.com
CURRENT lingeringExasperated [CLE] began pestering smilingExplorer.
CURRENT lingeringExasperated [CLE] began pestering aquaticCultivator.
CURRENT lingeringExasperated [CLE] began pestering raveCultivator.


CLE: ...are you there..?
[identity profile] ancientcatalyst.livejournal.com
You resent that! You aren't snooty or a jerk (yes you are), you're just in a bad mood because you somehow ended up in what appears to be the LAND OF ASS AND STUPIDITY. Meaning, not your awesome LAND OF INK AND DUST and certainly not one of your comrades' lands, either.

You have tripped over five turtles so far and it is starting to get on your nerves.

==> See what all this fuss is about

You think you will. You take a seat on a nearby turtle and open a memo.

CURRENT ancientCatalyst [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board bluh bluh board name who the fuCk Cares.

CAC: So, I have some serious Concerns here.
CAC: What the fuCk happened to my land?
CAC: Why is it all dis9ustin9 and murky and where the fuCk did the turtles Come from?
CAC: It was the land of ink and dust and fuCkin9 awesome vulture Consorts, not the land of 9run9e and u9ly and stupid turtles.
CAC: I swear, if I find out someone thou9ht it would be funny to 9litCh my land, I will personally hunt you down and shove my staff so far up your nook that you'll be vomittin9 ma9iC and rainbows.
CAC: I mean, I'm not your fuCkin9 fearless leader or whatever, but I do expeCt some Common Courtesy!


FUTURE ancientCatalyst [FAC] 0:26 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAC: Chill the fuCk out.
CAC: Oh my 9o9 I do not need this ri9ht now.
FAC: FuCk, just
FAC: Stop aCtin9 like an entitled blueblood for two seConds, okay?
FAC: You're embarrassin9 us.
CAC: Someone pulls shit like this and you expeCt me to be all sorts of flowers and sparkly horned hoofbeasts?
FAC: Nobody pulled any shit, oh my 9o9.
FAC: There was just some Crazy time/spaCe shenani9ans, I 9uess.
FAC: But I know you won't believe me. So in about half an hour, when you are future you and are havin9 this Conversation with past you, who is Currently present you, think baCk on this and realize what a fuCkin9 dipshit past you was.
FAC: Do this for me. You. Whatever.


CAC banned FAC from responding to memo.

CAC: U9999h.
CAC: Anyway, some fuCkin9 answers would be 9reatly appreCiated, before I have to start the afore-mentioned staff-up-the-nook shit.
CAC: SpheriCal bounCin9 amusement produCer is in your Court, nook-sniffers.
[identity profile] astravisolmis.livejournal.com
[You are a six sweeps old teal-blooded troll named NOMSHU PENSYS, one of the original session trolls. You are on the LAND OF STORM AND GLASS, grumpily slithering and skidding across the platforms. Occasionally you fire arrows at the albatross consorts that mock you from the sky, but the wind snatches away any arrows before you can have delicious SENTIENT CLUCKBEAST MEAT.

These arrows may fall in the direction of other players on the land. You do not care.

You are online as balefulAcrylic.]



[You are an eight sweeps blue-blood named ASTRAVI SOLMIS, a questionably sane import from a failed session. You are on the LAND OF DUST AND MEMORY and you stand out against the landscape like a six foot troll in heavy winter clothing. Which, of course, you are.

Despite being nocturnal like all good trolls, you are warily and grudgingly exploring the different ruin entrances under the hot sun. It is a good thing you have a hood.

You are online as lingeringExasperated.]



[You are a strange pink-haired human named CASSANDRA IVATHOLL, a fifteen year old on the land of IRON AND SHROUDS. You are sitting on the top of a crumbled iron tower, and if someone passes by, you yell and scream HELLO in a high-pitched, squealing register more suitable for calling dogs. You are not having any problems with the Raven Consorts thanks to your sharing of food.

You are online as fortunateConclusion.]
[identity profile] ribbonrevenge.livejournal.com
CURRENT graciousDivulger [CGD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Hello?

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CGD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello?

CGD: Okay.
CGD: My name’s Cate.
CGD: I have this feeling that my names not going to mean anything two whoever reads this.
CGD: I’m checking to see if anyone from my session is wherever here is.
CGD: If any of you guys our please message me.
CGD: If you don’t know me feel free to introduce yourself.
CGD: I like meeting new people. :)
[identity profile] awkwardtrolltle.livejournal.com
CURRENT aquaticCultivator [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Hello?.

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CAC RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello?

CAC: Hello?
CAC: If ^nyone c^n re^d this, ple^se ^nswer.
CAC: I don't w^nt to be by myself.
CAC: Not ^fter everything th^t h^ppened.
CAC: I will be very upset if no one ^nswers me!
CAC: I'm not freezing ^nymore, ^nd I will not h^ve everyone else freezing ^s well.
CAC: Why ^ren't you ^nswering?
CAC: Did I get here by myself?
CAC: There ^re ^ lot of interesting things, ^t le^st.
CAC: I h^ve not seen ^nything like this before!
CAC: This l^nd is ^ lot different th^n ^nything th^t we h^d before.
CAC: The consorts ^re different, too.
CAC: ...
CAC: There is ^ lot of dust here.
CAC: I h^ven't seen this much dust in one pl^ce before.
CAC: It's still better th^n where I w^s.
CAC: Is ^nyone going to ^nswer?
CAC: I ^m going to be here in c^se someone w^nts to spe^k.
CAC: So if someone could s^y something soon, I would ^ppreci^te it.
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[personal profile] paradoxconsort
[The planet's entrance is the gates, a soft blue light surrounded by a tower of house. Galeru’s house seems to provide the only light around, leaving the area outside of its glow almost impossible to see through.



This land is shrouded in eternal night and its surface is covered by a layer of water an inch deep, reflections appearing more like shadows in the faint starlight. The endless flat plains are broken only by large, empty channels and a few great, solitary islands of limestone. Upon close inspection, these monoliths appear to be the source of the water and are where the planet’s very shy, but very territorial crayfish consorts can be found. There is an overwhelming sense of emptiness and silence.

The only way you're going to find anything, it seems, is to get down and explore.]


[OOC: Event completed! Thanks for participating.]
[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante [CAD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board NAMING THESE THINGS IS BORING

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CAD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NAMING THESE THINGS IS BORING.

CAD: Alright so surprisingly enough, our dreamselves are here on Prospit and Derse
CAD: Strange that the game would let us have that much, but I'm certainly not complaining
CAD: That's not why I'm making this memo, though
CAD: See, I've been reading these memos, and most of us are from different points in our quests
CAD: Some further along than others, I'm pretty sure
CAD: And some barely into playing the game
CAD: So, how about you guys tell me how far you were so we can figure out who needs the most help?
CAD: You know, just to make sure that no one dies from underleveling or something ridiculous like that

CAD: Oh and if anyone runs into a tiny diva who talks like a songbird and carries a battle-axe, let me know alright?
CAD: She tends to not have the best common sense, and checking these things might not be her first course of action
CAD: Wrecking whatever planet she lands on though, that's probably a thing that'll happen


[identity profile] aurifextemporis.livejournal.com
You're giving it your best attempt, but the Forgemaster is unavailable for finding at this point in the game!

You don't know that, though, so you'll continue to look. If anyone would know how to light the Forge, he would; and that, as far as you can tell, is the most important goal at present. You're giving your planet a thorough searching, using time travel to speed the process, so you may be in several places at any given moment.

Presently, several of you are flitting about the catacombs of the planet, hoping to find a clue of some sort.



PAST avisUnalloyed [PAU] 1:00 HOURS AGO opened public transtimeline bulletin board asdf.

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PAU 1:00 HOURS AGO opened memo on board asdf.

PAU: I;ve had a thought
PAU: Can anyone who reads this memo tell me what you know about the Denizens
PAU: I thought it might be useful to aggregate what information we collectively possess
PAU: Has anyone encountered theirs
PAU: & if so, how, & where
PAU: & what was their disposition
PAU: Friendly
PAU: Hostile
PAU: Something in between, perhaps
PAU: Even if you have not, you may have obtained information from your sprites or your consorts
PAU: Anything you can provide would be appreciated
PAU: My consorts have made vague reference to a Forgemaster
PAU: I presume he may be pertinent to our present goals on LOGAF
PAU: Assuming I can find him


FUTURE avisUnalloyed [FAU] 0:30 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAU: Alright then
FAU: Feel free to keep responding
FAU: But here is the information I was able to obtain from this memo
FAU: For the reference of anyone who reads this:
FAU: Interaction with Denizens required for completion of session
FAU: Nature of interaction: Unknown
FAU: Disposition: extremely hostile initially
FAU: Mollification possible, once certain conditions are satisfied
FAU: Extremely powerful, unwise to confront while hostile
FAU: Continuity of Denizens between sessions possible, extent & nature unknown
FAU: Common factors known: Echidna likely correlates with the Forge;s planet, probably always that of the Hero of Space
FAU: Hephaestus is another recurring figure
FAU: Likely one and the same with the Forgemaster
FAU: Needs the Forge to be relit for some purpose
FAU: Correlation with the Hero of Time: Likely, but need confirmation


((Open for memo responses, or in-person encounters for anyone on LODAM. :DD Future Gildre will be continuing to add any information she obtains from others to this memo, so the contents of the above memo may shift.))
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on welcome.

CCC: so
CCC: im up here on prospit
CCC: an i was curious
CCC: with all the new people
CCC: how many f usre on prospit
CCC: an how many go t derse
CCC: m kinda curious what derses like
[identity profile] solarsignatus.livejournal.com
So after a disastrous chat with a couple of hormonal wrigglers, you've found yourself in dire need of some way to get rid of all this excess killing rage. Because cathartic as it would be, no one's really deserved slow torturous death yet, and you've got other things to worry about. So you found a gate and hopped through.

===>Choke on dust.

It's kind of inevitable! This place is covered in it, and you're not sure how landlubbers deal with this all the time.

But there are Imps here.

===>Murder some imps.

That you can do with extreme prejudice, but it's not really helping and now there's gunk all over your clothes. This is disgusting.

CURRENT solarSignatus [CSS] RIGHT NOW opened memo QUERY
CSS: ...Alright, I need to ask.
CSS: ...Because I've been here for a while now.
CSS: ...I think this is gildre's land?
CSS: ...Do you actually have consorts or is this just an endless sea of dust, imps and more dust forever?
CSS: ...Because I think the dust is managing to captchalogue itself now.
CSS: ...And sentient dust is the last thing I need today.
[identity profile] explorings.livejournal.com
You are somehow no longer FREEZING TO DEATH. You are not sure how this happened, but you are not asking any questions yet because you are no longer freezing to death and it's warm holy shit.

==>

Your first order of business is to find a good sunny spot and lie down there to DEFROST yourself. Sand is not exactly comfortable, but again, you are too busy being warm to care. By the way, it feels very good to no longer be freezing and dying. Once you are warm enough, it occurs to you that none of your remaining session mates are with you. You should probably see if any of the other SURVIVORS are here.

CURRENT smilingExplorer [CSE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board guuuuuuys

CSE: guys
CSE: guuuuuuuyyyys
CSE: guys if any of you can read this
CSE: pleese anser
CSE: cuz itd suck if im the only one who aint friizin
CSE: not that i want to be friizin and all but
CSE: you guys shuldnt be eether!
CSE: i dunno how i got here but its better then nothin
CSE: did we get out somehow?
CSE: wich is good
CSE: meybe we can figure somethin out now
CSE: and leest there aint sertain doom in our faces
CSE: i hope
CSE: i dont wanna have to change that to just my face
CSE: so
CSE: theres lotsa trees and sand and pyramids here
CSE: i kinda want to go eksplorin
CSE: wonder if i can climb em
CSE: thatd be neet
CSE: but no reely guys
CSE: pleese anser

[identity profile] astravisolmis.livejournal.com
Astravi Solmis: Continue freezing to death.

You can't do that! You're suddenly rather warm.

Astravi Solmis: Bother to open eyes.

No. You have long since made a decision to keep your eyes closed. It's not as if there's anything to look at but snow, and you are developing an intense hatred for snow. Snow would be your kismesis, if only you had a way to rival it. You wonder if this makes your coat an auspitice, but resist the temptation to start talking to inanimate objects.

Astravi Solmis: Sneeze.

The dust gets in your chitinous windtube and you proceed to sneeze, forcing your eyes open.

===>


Current lingeringExasperated (CLE) RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board ...Sweep unknown..

CLE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board ...Sweep unknown..

CLE: ...Dust is not a welcome replacement of snow..
CLE: ...Excepting that anything would be a welcome replacement of snow..
CLE: ...Except horrorterrors, none of those. That would be entirely unnecessary..
CLE: ...And of course, I have probably doomed myself to that now..
CLE: ...I insist that sopor slime and a large meal be provided, if this is going to continue..
CLE: ...And my lusus, too..
CLE: ... ... ...
CLE: ...My lusus when she was alive, not a nightmarish zombie puppet not dissimilar to what I see when I sleep..
CLE: ...Also, make her able to talk..
CLE: ...And fly..
CLE: ...I'm only going to respond to this false new environment when all of the above arrive..

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