[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
[Your name is AGNIRA TINWAR. You are now mostly recovered from having had the maggots kicked out of you when you went TEMPORARILY INSANE, and as a result are now allowing yourself some expeditions out to explore the areas.

Unfortunately, being you, you are prone to falling asleep at completely random intervals, and thus have just fallen asleep right in the paths of whoever else tags this post, or perhaps even on top of them. How inconvenient for all involved.]
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[personal profile] paradoxsprites
There appears to be a new "visitor" outside the hive situated on LOGAF.



It's quite, quite large.

It doesn't seem inclined to move yet, but one can't be too sure. At the moment its gaze is fixed upon the young troll sitting in front of it, STAFF laid across his lap as he talks to it.
[identity profile] yourgift.livejournal.com
CURRENT sapphireChorus [CSC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board CHIRP.

CSC: okay
CSC: i need to know
CSC: what the chirp♪
CSC: hell is~ going on here?
CSC: i was~ in the middle of s~omething you know
CSC: a quick ans~wer is the bes~t right now
CSC: i will chirp♪
CSC: ques~tion whoever ans~wers~ this~ next
CSC: but really
CSC: all this dus~t or chirp♪
CSC: whatever it is~
CSC: its~ getting pretty annoying
CSC: if this~ is~ chirp♪
CSC: what i think it is~ chirp♪
CSC: a very bad joke i will not hes~itate to chirp♪
CSC: hurt s~omeone chirp♪
CSC: ugh
CSC: now my feathers are all ruffled



Your name is Aldara Aiolos and you are very flustered. More flustered than you really should be. Currently you are taking shelter in some ruins from all this dust. It’s disgusting and as soon as you get a response you are ditching this land for some other land if it exist. For now you will play with your hair hoping that someone responds.
[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.


CAD: Where the hell is Zurahe?
CAD: Where the fuck did she go?
CAD: Hey, codebrat, you're the one who handles all this bullshit
CAD: Where?
CAD: IS?
CAD: SHE?
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
[There is a rumble throughout all the planets, and a series of strange flashes, green, white, and red, throughout the sky.

All about the lands, strange things will appear, scattered about- Imps with strange prototypings, or consorts from Lands that never came to this session. They look just as confused about it as you.

From the Land of Frost and Fire, a much larger light easily visible from anywhere else in the session builds up. There are short bursts of deep purple, and defying all comprehension, black light, from it as well. But before too long, without much fanfare, it all simply fades away, leaving a ghastly darkness, and an enraged scream from a voice some in this session will know well.

Soon, both the darkness and the scream fade, leaving nothing past these strange new creatures to show it had ever happened. Except for one more thing: A troll girl has now left her hive in a highblooded rage, hunting through all of the gates. She has a large hunting spear, and is leaving a trail of monsters and consorts in her wake, as she seeks something stronger...]


(Boss fight post! Agnira is berserked and attacking everything mindlessly. Let me know if you want a character death or wounding or to get away completely unharmed, and enjoy the carnage!

And as a note, canon characters are now officially playable.)
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry RIGHT NOW has opened up memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK

CCC: bayamo n morana ve vanished
CCC: dont talk t me for a few days
CCC: m fixin this
CCC: fixin all f it
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
==> Niccis: Be bored.

You are bored.

So very. Very bored.

Were there anyone from your session here, they would all be making themselves as scarce as possible to not wind up the ones on the wrong end of your attempts to entertain yourself. Unfortunately, none of them are here, so you cannot fall back on your usual methods. There is a bright side, however- they are not here, but other players are. Players you have not yet had a chance to toy with. You are fairly certain that you will manage to lure at least one or two of them in- and that's all you need to get started, really.

So you deliberate: what should you do to try and get their attention?

==> Play the damsel in distress.

You are not entirely sure what that concept entails, but you are fairly certain that no troll would fall for it- and if they did, they'd probably only try to cull you. Honestly, how absurd.

==> Monologue your woes at a consort/inanimate object.

...is a little productivity really too much to ask for here?

==> Play the Nice Troll. Earn their trust.

Ah, now that might work- after all, none of them really know you all that well, and it's been a while since you pulled out the old willing shoulder bit. Why not? Acting, at least, is quite entertaining.


CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CDE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CDE: ...this might be a bit intrusive...
CDE: ...hΦwever with the lack Φf ΦptiΦns I feel I must ask...
CDE: ...hΦw many Φf yΦu have mΦirails...
CDE: ...and hΦw many have mΦirails that aren't here...
CDE: ...I ask because there's a fair number Φf highblΦΦds...
CDE: ...and withΦut mΦderation it cΦuld get...
CDE: ...cΦmplicated...
CDE: ...nasty, even...
CDE: ...hΦwever if anyone is inclined...
CDE: ...I'm willing tΦ lend an ear if it's needed...
CDE: ...nΦ matter what the issue...
CDE: ...if memΦs are tΦΦ public...
CDE: ...I'm Φn LΦGAF...
CDE: ...that is all...
[identity profile] parasolvere.livejournal.com
CURRENT opalescentParasol [COP] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Pardon me.

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COP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Pardon me.

COP: If I may have your attention for a moment
COP: I appear to have been misplaced
COP: Rather, stolen
COP: Mind you, this is not a cry for help
COP: Rather
COP: This is a command
COP: An order
COP: Release me
COP: this
COP: instant
COP: Certainly, one of you fools has the ability to do so
COP: I know that you can hear me
COP: Do you know who I am?
COP: This Land
COP: is
COP: filthy
COP: I wish to leave
COP: Respond, or the consequences shall be dire
[identity profile] musicologistics.livejournal.com
CURRENT blackoutEtude [CBE] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CBE: I get sand in my boots ONE MO~RE TI~ME
CBE: and I am GLA~SSING THIS WHOLE STUPID PLA~NET♪♪♪



FUTURE blackoutEtude [FBE] 0:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FBE: that's it
FBE: so~me~one point me at the nearest orbital laser or some~thing
FBE: >:/
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CCC: okay
CCC: looks like weve dragged in enough
CCC: or
CCC: ive dragged in enough
CCC: s noms gonna insist
CCC: that th frog huntin
CCC: cn probly get along fine without me
CCC: so im gonna go back t workin full-time
CCC: on tryin t fix this program
CCC: an hopefully
CCC: send th nonspace players back
CCC: but t do that
CCC: i need t figure out what went wrong
CCC: i noticed
CCC: th program seems t be grabbin everyone
CCC: out f certain sessions
CCC: r near it
CCC: so
CCC: should figure out
CCC: why those sessions
CCC: was there anythin weird in your sessions
CCC: or unique
CCC: f theres a pattern t th error
CCC: i cn probly do somethin
CCC: so
CCC: tell me bout your sessions
[identity profile] ancientcatalyst.livejournal.com
You resent that! You aren't snooty or a jerk (yes you are), you're just in a bad mood because you somehow ended up in what appears to be the LAND OF ASS AND STUPIDITY. Meaning, not your awesome LAND OF INK AND DUST and certainly not one of your comrades' lands, either.

You have tripped over five turtles so far and it is starting to get on your nerves.

==> See what all this fuss is about

You think you will. You take a seat on a nearby turtle and open a memo.

CURRENT ancientCatalyst [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board bluh bluh board name who the fuCk Cares.

CAC: So, I have some serious Concerns here.
CAC: What the fuCk happened to my land?
CAC: Why is it all dis9ustin9 and murky and where the fuCk did the turtles Come from?
CAC: It was the land of ink and dust and fuCkin9 awesome vulture Consorts, not the land of 9run9e and u9ly and stupid turtles.
CAC: I swear, if I find out someone thou9ht it would be funny to 9litCh my land, I will personally hunt you down and shove my staff so far up your nook that you'll be vomittin9 ma9iC and rainbows.
CAC: I mean, I'm not your fuCkin9 fearless leader or whatever, but I do expeCt some Common Courtesy!


FUTURE ancientCatalyst [FAC] 0:26 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAC: Chill the fuCk out.
CAC: Oh my 9o9 I do not need this ri9ht now.
FAC: FuCk, just
FAC: Stop aCtin9 like an entitled blueblood for two seConds, okay?
FAC: You're embarrassin9 us.
CAC: Someone pulls shit like this and you expeCt me to be all sorts of flowers and sparkly horned hoofbeasts?
FAC: Nobody pulled any shit, oh my 9o9.
FAC: There was just some Crazy time/spaCe shenani9ans, I 9uess.
FAC: But I know you won't believe me. So in about half an hour, when you are future you and are havin9 this Conversation with past you, who is Currently present you, think baCk on this and realize what a fuCkin9 dipshit past you was.
FAC: Do this for me. You. Whatever.


CAC banned FAC from responding to memo.

CAC: U9999h.
CAC: Anyway, some fuCkin9 answers would be 9reatly appreCiated, before I have to start the afore-mentioned staff-up-the-nook shit.
CAC: SpheriCal bounCin9 amusement produCer is in your Court, nook-sniffers.
[identity profile] zealvis.livejournal.com
You have already entered the session of doom! Now you just have to figure out where in the world you are. And which world you're on, for that matter. Yup, looks like just a bunch of trees to you. Maybe you're back home. Oh wait, home was completely destroyed by meteors.

==> Pick up stick.

It's not the DEUS XYPHOS but it will have to do. At least now you have a weapon more suited to your current rung on the echeladder. You allocate it to your strife specibus for now.

==> Explore.

Augh all this sand is getting into your shoes. Your wings need to hurry up and grow already.

Wait maybe that's a bad thing to wish for. Oh well. It's bound to happen sooner or later. For now you should try to find your friends.

You are currently online as
zealousVisionary
[identity profile] ribbonrevenge.livejournal.com
CURRENT graciousDivulger [CGD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Hello?

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CGD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello?

CGD: Okay.
CGD: My name’s Cate.
CGD: I have this feeling that my names not going to mean anything two whoever reads this.
CGD: I’m checking to see if anyone from my session is wherever here is.
CGD: If any of you guys our please message me.
CGD: If you don’t know me feel free to introduce yourself.
CGD: I like meeting new people. :)
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
...attentiΦn all Derse dreamers...
...it appears Derse's agents are attacking consorts...
...at least Φn LOGAF...
...I will plan tΦ...
...investigate...


...if anyone wΦuld care tΦ come...
...I will be heading tΦward the castle...
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[personal profile] paradoxconsort
[The planet's entrance is the gates, a soft blue light surrounded by a tower of house. Galeru’s house seems to provide the only light around, leaving the area outside of its glow almost impossible to see through.



This land is shrouded in eternal night and its surface is covered by a layer of water an inch deep, reflections appearing more like shadows in the faint starlight. The endless flat plains are broken only by large, empty channels and a few great, solitary islands of limestone. Upon close inspection, these monoliths appear to be the source of the water and are where the planet’s very shy, but very territorial crayfish consorts can be found. There is an overwhelming sense of emptiness and silence.

The only way you're going to find anything, it seems, is to get down and explore.]


[OOC: Event completed! Thanks for participating.]
[identity profile] falseflagged.livejournal.com
CURRENT informativeInfiltrator [CII] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board where are You now?.

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CII: RIGHT NOW opened memo on board where are You now?.
CII: okay, so. as I type this, Cass is exploring around Us.
CII: which I guess leaves Me to ask where the Rest Of Us have gotten off to?
CII: can any of You see this?


CURRENT fortunateConclusion [CFC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CFC: hi cody!
CFC: i can see you!
CFC: uh in real life too i mean so look over here hey hey hey listen
CFC: to your left!

CII: I know You can see this and Me, Cass.
CII: I was more hoping Iris or Rory or Taja, You know, The Others would notice this.
CII: or hell, I was just wondering if Anyone Besides Us can see this.

CFC: good idea lets have a party and invite everyone!
CFC: whose coming

CII: You know what?
CII: sure. let’s call it a party.
CII: Everyone Who Can See This is Invited.
CII: We’re in some dilapidated iron tower in a place that looks like a bad metal album.
CII: so come on by.
CII: just let Us know here first, okay?
CII: or, You know, just say anything here period.
CII: I’d really like to believe We’re not The Last People Alive In This Session.
[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante [CAD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board NAMING THESE THINGS IS BORING

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CAD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NAMING THESE THINGS IS BORING.

CAD: Alright so surprisingly enough, our dreamselves are here on Prospit and Derse
CAD: Strange that the game would let us have that much, but I'm certainly not complaining
CAD: That's not why I'm making this memo, though
CAD: See, I've been reading these memos, and most of us are from different points in our quests
CAD: Some further along than others, I'm pretty sure
CAD: And some barely into playing the game
CAD: So, how about you guys tell me how far you were so we can figure out who needs the most help?
CAD: You know, just to make sure that no one dies from underleveling or something ridiculous like that

CAD: Oh and if anyone runs into a tiny diva who talks like a songbird and carries a battle-axe, let me know alright?
CAD: She tends to not have the best common sense, and checking these things might not be her first course of action
CAD: Wrecking whatever planet she lands on though, that's probably a thing that'll happen


[identity profile] musicbeams.livejournal.com
CURRENT whimsicalRefugee [CWR]RIGHT NOW opened
public transtimeline bulletin board hahaha

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CWR: okay so
CWR: im not gonna ask questions like how i got here or what the fuck you were even thinking :)
CWR: been beaten to that anyway from the looks of it
CWR: but ive got a really important question =_=
CWR: its very important i get a good answer to it :')
CWR: guys
CWR: guys did you get pulled here too :?
CWR: please answer :<
CWR: everythings fucking freezing here and i could really use seeing a friendly face or font or whatever right now
CWR: ...where is this anyway :O :?

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