[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
CURRENT desolateEmissary RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.



CDE: ...I warned you all, didn't I...?

Normally, you wouldn't gloat- but then normally, trolls tended to at least take the things you said under consideration. You figure a little smugness is in order.

CDE: ...now, what have we learned...?


That done, you turn away from the console and head out to the edge of the glass, making sureyour things are all carefully tucked in your modus- no good getting anything that isn't waterproof wet, after all. That done, you unsheathe your sword and jam the tip of your parasol into the glass and over the edge. You've gotten hungry and you've long since realized there are proper fish in these waters.

Anyone that comes by on the surface is going to want to watch out. You're going to throw your catch to the surface, and it's not going to be small.
[identity profile] inevitableends.livejournal.com
You are entirely unamused with the current situation. This is not exactly something you are foreign to, because you spend much of your time completely unamused with a great deal of things, but this perhaps wins, which is saying a lot given what had just happened to you before you ended up here.

But now you are precariously balanced on a glass platform, soaked to the skin and trying not to get struck by lightning, and with a headache from reading the backlog. Plus everything else.

--> Might as well introduce yourself.

You don't really want to talk to anyone, but you might as well, since you're stuck here with them for the foreseeable future. It is only the sensible thing to do.


CURRENT inevitableEnding [CIE] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello

CIE: Hello.
CIE: I'm certain that you've all heard a number of variants on this so far,
CIE: So I will not waste your time any further with unnecessary rambling.
[identity profile] astravisolmis.livejournal.com
[You are a six sweeps old teal-blooded troll named NOMSHU PENSYS, one of the original session trolls. You are on the LAND OF STORM AND GLASS, grumpily slithering and skidding across the platforms. Occasionally you fire arrows at the albatross consorts that mock you from the sky, but the wind snatches away any arrows before you can have delicious SENTIENT CLUCKBEAST MEAT.

These arrows may fall in the direction of other players on the land. You do not care.

You are online as balefulAcrylic.]



[You are an eight sweeps blue-blood named ASTRAVI SOLMIS, a questionably sane import from a failed session. You are on the LAND OF DUST AND MEMORY and you stand out against the landscape like a six foot troll in heavy winter clothing. Which, of course, you are.

Despite being nocturnal like all good trolls, you are warily and grudgingly exploring the different ruin entrances under the hot sun. It is a good thing you have a hood.

You are online as lingeringExasperated.]



[You are a strange pink-haired human named CASSANDRA IVATHOLL, a fifteen year old on the land of IRON AND SHROUDS. You are sitting on the top of a crumbled iron tower, and if someone passes by, you yell and scream HELLO in a high-pitched, squealing register more suitable for calling dogs. You are not having any problems with the Raven Consorts thanks to your sharing of food.

You are online as fortunateConclusion.]
[identity profile] inssidiouss.livejournal.com
CURRENT balefulAcrylic [CBA] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board SSO BORING~

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CURRENT balefulAcrylic [CBA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SSO BORING~.

CBA: sso~
CBA: where iss everyone~?
CBA: perhapss we sshould build a hive or two at thiss rate of 'frog catching'~
[identity profile] solarsignatus.livejournal.com
==>Be the Leader

You cannot be the leader, this isn't your session! You can, however, try to get some useful information.

This is a bigger clusterfuck than The Usurper and His Psychotic Matesprit (Who Really is better Kismesis Material) Kill the King and Slowly Go Completely Insane At Any Hint They Might Be Found Out For Having Murdered the King and All Who Might Have Challenged Them Or Even Been Suggested They Would By A Bunch of Witches Who Have Nothing To Actually Do With Whatever Else Is Going On Here Before They Get Killed By Soldiers Pretending To Be Trees.

And that's saying something.

CURRENT solarSignatus [CSS] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Alright Then

CSS: ...While we're all still getting threatening to kill each other and hallucinating out of the way.
CSS: ...Myself included.
CSS: ...I think it might be best if we keep track what titles and powers we do have.
CSS: ...We can't do anything to help the space players and get out of here if we don't know who does what.
CSS: ...So.
CSS: ...In the interests of getting this done as quickly as possible.
CSS: ...Let's get organized.
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board

CDE: this is ridiculΦus
CDE: ...hΦw am I tΦ help...
CDE: ...when there aren't even frΦgs here...?
CDE: ...did they die with yΦur space player I wΦnder...
CDE: ......
CDE: ...they had better nΦt have...
CDE: ...I will nΦt sit idly and becΦme dΦΦmed...
CDE: ......


CDE: ...have any Φf yΦu tried lΦΦking fΦr frΦgs...?
CDE: ...anyΦne at all...?

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