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There appears to be a new "visitor" outside the hive situated on LOGAF.



It's quite, quite large.

It doesn't seem inclined to move yet, but one can't be too sure. At the moment its gaze is fixed upon the young troll sitting in front of it, STAFF laid across his lap as he talks to it.
[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.


CAD: Where the hell is Zurahe?
CAD: Where the fuck did she go?
CAD: Hey, codebrat, you're the one who handles all this bullshit
CAD: Where?
CAD: IS?
CAD: SHE?
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
==> Niccis: Be bored.

You are bored.

So very. Very bored.

Were there anyone from your session here, they would all be making themselves as scarce as possible to not wind up the ones on the wrong end of your attempts to entertain yourself. Unfortunately, none of them are here, so you cannot fall back on your usual methods. There is a bright side, however- they are not here, but other players are. Players you have not yet had a chance to toy with. You are fairly certain that you will manage to lure at least one or two of them in- and that's all you need to get started, really.

So you deliberate: what should you do to try and get their attention?

==> Play the damsel in distress.

You are not entirely sure what that concept entails, but you are fairly certain that no troll would fall for it- and if they did, they'd probably only try to cull you. Honestly, how absurd.

==> Monologue your woes at a consort/inanimate object.

...is a little productivity really too much to ask for here?

==> Play the Nice Troll. Earn their trust.

Ah, now that might work- after all, none of them really know you all that well, and it's been a while since you pulled out the old willing shoulder bit. Why not? Acting, at least, is quite entertaining.


CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CDE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CDE: ...this might be a bit intrusive...
CDE: ...hΦwever with the lack Φf ΦptiΦns I feel I must ask...
CDE: ...hΦw many Φf yΦu have mΦirails...
CDE: ...and hΦw many have mΦirails that aren't here...
CDE: ...I ask because there's a fair number Φf highblΦΦds...
CDE: ...and withΦut mΦderation it cΦuld get...
CDE: ...cΦmplicated...
CDE: ...nasty, even...
CDE: ...hΦwever if anyone is inclined...
CDE: ...I'm willing tΦ lend an ear if it's needed...
CDE: ...nΦ matter what the issue...
CDE: ...if memΦs are tΦΦ public...
CDE: ...I'm Φn LΦGAF...
CDE: ...that is all...
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CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: 'kay mates, i'm sure we've had a lot of time to get to know each other
CTD: or not
CTD: anyway i can't be the only one feeling bushwhacked by
CTD: a l l
CTD: the bulletin invites?
CTD: and since no one else has done it yet?
CTD: here's a general board to stop all the damn clutter
CTD: open invite
CTD: even made the board name in caps to let you know how serious i am
CTD: if you're a newbie, there's this explaining things?
CTD: tl;dr too bad, you're pretty much stuck here and there's nothing you can do
CTD: other than look for frogs and helping any space players that wind up here
CTD: which would be me btw but i think there's one more
CTD: there's also
CTD: actually nah, there's too many boards to scroll through to look for important shit
CTD: you got any info, you can share it with the class
CTD: i know some of you bastards managed to chat with the consorts
CTD: spill

[identity profile] colorcheer.livejournal.com
CURRENT rainbowRoad [RR] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Introductions!
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CRR RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Introductions!

CRR: Transtimeline bulletin board...
CRR: Did Pesterchum always have those?
CRR: Guess it doesn't matter!
CRR: Hi everyone!
CRR: I guess some of you already know me, but for those of you who don't!
CRR: My name's Iris!
CRR: I thought, since we're working together here, we should do introductions!
CRR: It's easier to work with people you know well, right?
CRR: So, let's start!
CRR: Oh, I guess I already did, huh...
CRR: Whoops!
CRR: Oh well, let's try again! I'm Iris Klein, and I'm my session's Thief of Skill!
CRR: Oh, but that doesn't mean I'll be stealing anything here!
CRR: I don't steal, I promise!
CRR: Anyway, what about all of you?
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[The planet's entrance is the gates, a soft blue light surrounded by a tower of house. Galeru’s house seems to provide the only light around, leaving the area outside of its glow almost impossible to see through.



This land is shrouded in eternal night and its surface is covered by a layer of water an inch deep, reflections appearing more like shadows in the faint starlight. The endless flat plains are broken only by large, empty channels and a few great, solitary islands of limestone. Upon close inspection, these monoliths appear to be the source of the water and are where the planet’s very shy, but very territorial crayfish consorts can be found. There is an overwhelming sense of emptiness and silence.

The only way you're going to find anything, it seems, is to get down and explore.]


[OOC: Event completed! Thanks for participating.]
[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante [CAD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board NAMING THESE THINGS IS BORING

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CAD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NAMING THESE THINGS IS BORING.

CAD: Alright so surprisingly enough, our dreamselves are here on Prospit and Derse
CAD: Strange that the game would let us have that much, but I'm certainly not complaining
CAD: That's not why I'm making this memo, though
CAD: See, I've been reading these memos, and most of us are from different points in our quests
CAD: Some further along than others, I'm pretty sure
CAD: And some barely into playing the game
CAD: So, how about you guys tell me how far you were so we can figure out who needs the most help?
CAD: You know, just to make sure that no one dies from underleveling or something ridiculous like that

CAD: Oh and if anyone runs into a tiny diva who talks like a songbird and carries a battle-axe, let me know alright?
CAD: She tends to not have the best common sense, and checking these things might not be her first course of action
CAD: Wrecking whatever planet she lands on though, that's probably a thing that'll happen


[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante [CAD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board NOW ABOUT THOSE FROGS.

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CAD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NOW ABOUT THOSE FROGS.

CAD: Alright so Durrin and I are here in the Space player's Land, not a frog to be seen, but a lot of water to be logged
CAD: Now I don't know what the rest of you are up to, or what Lands you're all in
CAD: But really, if you guys think we're going to do all the work while the rest of you run around earning grist and leveling up then you've got another thing coming
CAD: So we're here at the hive, and since we haven't really got much to do, we're going to sit here and wait
CAD: And maybe make out a little
CAD: Until everyone else decides to pitch in and help some with finding these frogs
CAD: But really, there's no rush unless someone seriously has other things they want to be doing back in their own Session
CAD: I could use the time to relax anyway
CAD: (;


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CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] opened public transtimeline bulletin board alrighty then.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board alrighty then.

CTD: okay mates, now that i'm done being motherfucking gobsmacked
CTD: at being dragged out of my own session?
CTD: g'day
CTD: so you guys need a space player
CTD: fair dinkum
CTD: i guess i can take a crack at it
CTD: seeing as we're pretty much up shit creek otherwise
CTD: what's a few thousand more frogs to chase down?
CTD: could use some help though
CTD: just don't be a dickhead and we'll get along fine
CTD: although
CTD: if i find that this caused any of my guys to cark it?
CTD: 'cause of some doomed timey-wimey business?
CTD: i may need to have some
CTD: w o r d s
CTD: with some of you
CTD: ...
CTD: of course, it'd help if there was some light to work with around here
CTD: and
CTD: sound
CTD: can't even hear any ribbits, and the little buggers are usually bloody loud
CTD: there's not even any wind
CTD: i mean there's only so much a guy can take
CTD: and everything's so
CTD: f l a t
CTD: i haven't even seen the forge yet
CTD: since the gate dumped me
CTD: in the middle of
CTD: bumfuck
CTD: n o w h e r e
CTD: i'm starting to wonder if this place ain't deasdfklj;

CTD ceased responding to memo.
FUTURE tympanalicDesign [FTD] 3 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FTD: imps
FTD: guess that answers that question?
FTD: a n y w a y
FTD: if anyone else is here on this planet?
FTD: i'll meet you at the forge/hive
FTD: and just a tip
FTD: ya might want to keep the culling to a minimum
FTD: or it'll make things worse
FTD: ...
FTD: also
FTD: champ?
FTD: if you're there?
FTD: let me know?
[identity profile] dualshielding.livejournal.com
CURRENT vigilantAegis [CVA] opened public transtimeline bulletin board Locations.

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CVA RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Locations.

CVA: okay \\\e need to get organized spacially too not just \\\ith \\\ho can break reality
CVA: ordinarily i'd \\\ait for so///ebody else to do this but fuck that
CVA: \\\e need to figure out \\\here everybody is right no\\\.
CVA: current session players it \\\ould be great if you could tell us \\\hat lands \\\e're dealing \\\ith here in a useful and non-sarcastic ///anner cause i kno\\\ for sure i'/// not in locad any///ore.
CVA: this place is dark and there's \\\ater every\\\here, for one. \\\here is everybody else stuck?

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