You resent that! You aren't snooty or a jerk (yes you are), you're just in a bad mood because you somehow ended up in what appears to be the LAND OF ASS AND STUPIDITY. Meaning, not your awesome LAND OF INK AND DUST and certainly not one of your comrades' lands, either.
You have tripped over five turtles so far and it is starting to get on your nerves.
==> See what all this fuss is about
You think you will. You take a seat on a nearby turtle and open a memo.
CURRENT ancientCatalyst [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board bluh bluh board name who the fuCk Cares.
CAC: So, I have some serious Concerns here.
CAC: What the fuCk happened to my land?
CAC: Why is it all dis9ustin9 and murky and where the fuCk did the turtles Come from?
CAC: It was the land of ink and dust and fuCkin9 awesome vulture Consorts, not the land of 9run9e and u9ly and stupid turtles.
CAC: I swear, if I find out someone thou9ht it would be funny to 9litCh my land, I will personally hunt you down and shove my staff so far up your nook that you'll be vomittin9 ma9iC and rainbows.
CAC: I mean, I'm not your fuCkin9 fearless leader or whatever, but I do expeCt some Common Courtesy!
FUTURE ancientCatalyst [FAC] 0:26 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAC: Chill the fuCk out.
CAC: Oh my 9o9 I do not need this ri9ht now.
FAC: FuCk, just
FAC: Stop aCtin9 like an entitled blueblood for two seConds, okay?
FAC: You're embarrassin9 us.
CAC: Someone pulls shit like this and you expeCt me to be all sorts of flowers and sparkly horned hoofbeasts?
FAC: Nobody pulled any shit, oh my 9o9.
FAC: There was just some Crazy time/spaCe shenani9ans, I 9uess.
FAC: But I know you won't believe me. So in about half an hour, when you are future you and are havin9 this Conversation with past you, who is Currently present you, think baCk on this and realize what a fuCkin9 dipshit past you was.
FAC: Do this for me. You. Whatever.
CAC banned FAC from responding to memo.
CAC: Anyway, some fuCkin9 answers would be 9reatly appreCiated, before I have to start the afore-mentioned staff-up-the-nook shit.
CAC: SpheriCal bounCin9 amusement produCer is in your Court, nook-sniffers.