[identity profile] explorings.livejournal.com
You are now building a wagon! Not one of these silly small ones, you're build one of the bigs ones that have to be drawn by hoofbeasts. You have decided you have plenty of time on your hands, and it has been far too long since you've last seen one. Your wagon was practically your hive, before SGRUB and everything.

So with wood you have gathered from LOWAP, you are now constructing one for yourself. God knows how this thing you're even building is going to be sturdy, since it doesn't really look like it, but you're building it the way you remember you did when you were a wriggler.

You are also online as smilingExplorer, but whoever wants to have have a chat with you there is going to have to wait a bit until you realize you're being pestered.
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CCC: okay
CCC: looks like weve dragged in enough
CCC: or
CCC: ive dragged in enough
CCC: s noms gonna insist
CCC: that th frog huntin
CCC: cn probly get along fine without me
CCC: so im gonna go back t workin full-time
CCC: on tryin t fix this program
CCC: an hopefully
CCC: send th nonspace players back
CCC: but t do that
CCC: i need t figure out what went wrong
CCC: i noticed
CCC: th program seems t be grabbin everyone
CCC: out f certain sessions
CCC: r near it
CCC: so
CCC: should figure out
CCC: why those sessions
CCC: was there anythin weird in your sessions
CCC: or unique
CCC: f theres a pattern t th error
CCC: i cn probly do somethin
CCC: so
CCC: tell me bout your sessions
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[personal profile] advance_us_fair
CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CTD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: 'kay mates, i'm sure we've had a lot of time to get to know each other
CTD: or not
CTD: anyway i can't be the only one feeling bushwhacked by
CTD: a l l
CTD: the bulletin invites?
CTD: and since no one else has done it yet?
CTD: here's a general board to stop all the damn clutter
CTD: open invite
CTD: even made the board name in caps to let you know how serious i am
CTD: if you're a newbie, there's this explaining things?
CTD: tl;dr too bad, you're pretty much stuck here and there's nothing you can do
CTD: other than look for frogs and helping any space players that wind up here
CTD: which would be me btw but i think there's one more
CTD: there's also
CTD: actually nah, there's too many boards to scroll through to look for important shit
CTD: you got any info, you can share it with the class
CTD: i know some of you bastards managed to chat with the consorts
CTD: spill

[identity profile] ancientcatalyst.livejournal.com
You resent that! You aren't snooty or a jerk (yes you are), you're just in a bad mood because you somehow ended up in what appears to be the LAND OF ASS AND STUPIDITY. Meaning, not your awesome LAND OF INK AND DUST and certainly not one of your comrades' lands, either.

You have tripped over five turtles so far and it is starting to get on your nerves.

==> See what all this fuss is about

You think you will. You take a seat on a nearby turtle and open a memo.

CURRENT ancientCatalyst [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board bluh bluh board name who the fuCk Cares.

CAC: So, I have some serious Concerns here.
CAC: What the fuCk happened to my land?
CAC: Why is it all dis9ustin9 and murky and where the fuCk did the turtles Come from?
CAC: It was the land of ink and dust and fuCkin9 awesome vulture Consorts, not the land of 9run9e and u9ly and stupid turtles.
CAC: I swear, if I find out someone thou9ht it would be funny to 9litCh my land, I will personally hunt you down and shove my staff so far up your nook that you'll be vomittin9 ma9iC and rainbows.
CAC: I mean, I'm not your fuCkin9 fearless leader or whatever, but I do expeCt some Common Courtesy!


FUTURE ancientCatalyst [FAC] 0:26 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAC: Chill the fuCk out.
CAC: Oh my 9o9 I do not need this ri9ht now.
FAC: FuCk, just
FAC: Stop aCtin9 like an entitled blueblood for two seConds, okay?
FAC: You're embarrassin9 us.
CAC: Someone pulls shit like this and you expeCt me to be all sorts of flowers and sparkly horned hoofbeasts?
FAC: Nobody pulled any shit, oh my 9o9.
FAC: There was just some Crazy time/spaCe shenani9ans, I 9uess.
FAC: But I know you won't believe me. So in about half an hour, when you are future you and are havin9 this Conversation with past you, who is Currently present you, think baCk on this and realize what a fuCkin9 dipshit past you was.
FAC: Do this for me. You. Whatever.


CAC banned FAC from responding to memo.

CAC: U9999h.
CAC: Anyway, some fuCkin9 answers would be 9reatly appreCiated, before I have to start the afore-mentioned staff-up-the-nook shit.
CAC: SpheriCal bounCin9 amusement produCer is in your Court, nook-sniffers.
[identity profile] zealvis.livejournal.com
You have already entered the session of doom! Now you just have to figure out where in the world you are. And which world you're on, for that matter. Yup, looks like just a bunch of trees to you. Maybe you're back home. Oh wait, home was completely destroyed by meteors.

==> Pick up stick.

It's not the DEUS XYPHOS but it will have to do. At least now you have a weapon more suited to your current rung on the echeladder. You allocate it to your strife specibus for now.

==> Explore.

Augh all this sand is getting into your shoes. Your wings need to hurry up and grow already.

Wait maybe that's a bad thing to wish for. Oh well. It's bound to happen sooner or later. For now you should try to find your friends.

You are currently online as
zealousVisionary
[identity profile] musicologistics.livejournal.com
You've been pretty much doing that all your life- this is going to have to get a little more specific.

==> Zurahe: Be kind of a badass musically.

There we go, that you can handle- especially since the trip doesn't seem to have damaged your A.V.E.S. any. Thank god too, because you really do hate the way imps shriek when they attack en masse. Totally throws off your groove, and with The Righteous and The Wicked, a good rhythm's something that's a little more necessary than usual with all that chain flying through the air, getting wrapped around necks... if they happen to exist on whatever you're fighting, that is.

Complicated stuff, and you find yourself either humming or whistling along as you continue.



You're barely paying attention to your Echeladder as it starts to slowly climb upwards once again either- you're mostly focused on clearing out these imps and taking the grist to start building your cache up again. You've got a lot of things to re-alchemize and nowhere near enough grist to do it with. You're online as blackoutEtude of course, but anyone that pesters you is going to have a bit of a wait. Finding you in the flesh isn't hard though- it's not like the music and converging imps aren't a dead giveaway regardless. You suppose that as long as they're not about to get themselves killed, you don't mind if anyone wants to join in.
[identity profile] astravisolmis.livejournal.com
[You are a six sweeps old teal-blooded troll named NOMSHU PENSYS, one of the original session trolls. You are on the LAND OF STORM AND GLASS, grumpily slithering and skidding across the platforms. Occasionally you fire arrows at the albatross consorts that mock you from the sky, but the wind snatches away any arrows before you can have delicious SENTIENT CLUCKBEAST MEAT.

These arrows may fall in the direction of other players on the land. You do not care.

You are online as balefulAcrylic.]



[You are an eight sweeps blue-blood named ASTRAVI SOLMIS, a questionably sane import from a failed session. You are on the LAND OF DUST AND MEMORY and you stand out against the landscape like a six foot troll in heavy winter clothing. Which, of course, you are.

Despite being nocturnal like all good trolls, you are warily and grudgingly exploring the different ruin entrances under the hot sun. It is a good thing you have a hood.

You are online as lingeringExasperated.]



[You are a strange pink-haired human named CASSANDRA IVATHOLL, a fifteen year old on the land of IRON AND SHROUDS. You are sitting on the top of a crumbled iron tower, and if someone passes by, you yell and scream HELLO in a high-pitched, squealing register more suitable for calling dogs. You are not having any problems with the Raven Consorts thanks to your sharing of food.

You are online as fortunateConclusion.]
[identity profile] ribbonrevenge.livejournal.com
CURRENT graciousDivulger [CGD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Hello?

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CGD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello?

CGD: Okay.
CGD: My name’s Cate.
CGD: I have this feeling that my names not going to mean anything two whoever reads this.
CGD: I’m checking to see if anyone from my session is wherever here is.
CGD: If any of you guys our please message me.
CGD: If you don’t know me feel free to introduce yourself.
CGD: I like meeting new people. :)
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
...attentiΦn all Derse dreamers...
...it appears Derse's agents are attacking consorts...
...at least Φn LOGAF...
...I will plan tΦ...
...investigate...


...if anyone wΦuld care tΦ come...
...I will be heading tΦward the castle...
[identity profile] ironicicon.livejournal.com
CURRENT analogueEqualizer[CAE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board FUCK THIS NOISE.

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CAE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCK THIS NOISE.

CAE: sweet Jesus Mary Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat boys and girls
CAE: lemme see if I got this fucking situation right so I don’t have to keep myself guessing if this bullshit is even for real for any longer than I gotta
CAE: you brats fucked up and got your space player killed
CAE: and somehow this shitty little program you got running
CAE: is hauling in poor unsuspecting dumbasses plus yours truly in left and right
CAE: like a goddamn black hole of rampant bullshit and inconvenience
CAE: and as far as I can figure it we’re all stuck here until we make you guys that fucking not-really-metaphorical universe frog
CAE: so you fucknubs can get the fuck right on with your session and not die a hideous death via paradox space
CAE: because you can’t handle a little doom
CAE: well la-dee-fucking-da
CAE: cry me a river build yourselves a bridge and get the fuck over it
CAE: I’m not even a player dumbshits good job
CAE: what the fuck am I supposed to do the entire time I’m here
CAE: host fucking dance parties for whatever retarded little consorts you have on these planets
CAE:
CAE:
CAE:
CAE: why the fuck not it’s not like I got anything better to do
CAE: shit let’s have a rave
[identity profile] awkwardtrolltle.livejournal.com
CURRENT aquaticCultivator [CAC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Hello?.

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CAC RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello?

CAC: Hello?
CAC: If ^nyone c^n re^d this, ple^se ^nswer.
CAC: I don't w^nt to be by myself.
CAC: Not ^fter everything th^t h^ppened.
CAC: I will be very upset if no one ^nswers me!
CAC: I'm not freezing ^nymore, ^nd I will not h^ve everyone else freezing ^s well.
CAC: Why ^ren't you ^nswering?
CAC: Did I get here by myself?
CAC: There ^re ^ lot of interesting things, ^t le^st.
CAC: I h^ve not seen ^nything like this before!
CAC: This l^nd is ^ lot different th^n ^nything th^t we h^d before.
CAC: The consorts ^re different, too.
CAC: ...
CAC: There is ^ lot of dust here.
CAC: I h^ven't seen this much dust in one pl^ce before.
CAC: It's still better th^n where I w^s.
CAC: Is ^nyone going to ^nswer?
CAC: I ^m going to be here in c^se someone w^nts to spe^k.
CAC: So if someone could s^y something soon, I would ^ppreci^te it.
[identity profile] colorcheer.livejournal.com
CURRENT rainbowRoad [RR] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Introductions!
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CRR RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Introductions!

CRR: Transtimeline bulletin board...
CRR: Did Pesterchum always have those?
CRR: Guess it doesn't matter!
CRR: Hi everyone!
CRR: I guess some of you already know me, but for those of you who don't!
CRR: My name's Iris!
CRR: I thought, since we're working together here, we should do introductions!
CRR: It's easier to work with people you know well, right?
CRR: So, let's start!
CRR: Oh, I guess I already did, huh...
CRR: Whoops!
CRR: Oh well, let's try again! I'm Iris Klein, and I'm my session's Thief of Skill!
CRR: Oh, but that doesn't mean I'll be stealing anything here!
CRR: I don't steal, I promise!
CRR: Anyway, what about all of you?
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[personal profile] paradoxconsort
[The planet's entrance is the gates, a soft blue light surrounded by a tower of house. Galeru’s house seems to provide the only light around, leaving the area outside of its glow almost impossible to see through.



This land is shrouded in eternal night and its surface is covered by a layer of water an inch deep, reflections appearing more like shadows in the faint starlight. The endless flat plains are broken only by large, empty channels and a few great, solitary islands of limestone. Upon close inspection, these monoliths appear to be the source of the water and are where the planet’s very shy, but very territorial crayfish consorts can be found. There is an overwhelming sense of emptiness and silence.

The only way you're going to find anything, it seems, is to get down and explore.]


[OOC: Event completed! Thanks for participating.]
[identity profile] falseflagged.livejournal.com
CURRENT informativeInfiltrator [CII] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board where are You now?.

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CII: RIGHT NOW opened memo on board where are You now?.
CII: okay, so. as I type this, Cass is exploring around Us.
CII: which I guess leaves Me to ask where the Rest Of Us have gotten off to?
CII: can any of You see this?


CURRENT fortunateConclusion [CFC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CFC: hi cody!
CFC: i can see you!
CFC: uh in real life too i mean so look over here hey hey hey listen
CFC: to your left!

CII: I know You can see this and Me, Cass.
CII: I was more hoping Iris or Rory or Taja, You know, The Others would notice this.
CII: or hell, I was just wondering if Anyone Besides Us can see this.

CFC: good idea lets have a party and invite everyone!
CFC: whose coming

CII: You know what?
CII: sure. let’s call it a party.
CII: Everyone Who Can See This is Invited.
CII: We’re in some dilapidated iron tower in a place that looks like a bad metal album.
CII: so come on by.
CII: just let Us know here first, okay?
CII: or, You know, just say anything here period.
CII: I’d really like to believe We’re not The Last People Alive In This Session.
[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante [CAD] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board NAMING THESE THINGS IS BORING

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CAD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board NAMING THESE THINGS IS BORING.

CAD: Alright so surprisingly enough, our dreamselves are here on Prospit and Derse
CAD: Strange that the game would let us have that much, but I'm certainly not complaining
CAD: That's not why I'm making this memo, though
CAD: See, I've been reading these memos, and most of us are from different points in our quests
CAD: Some further along than others, I'm pretty sure
CAD: And some barely into playing the game
CAD: So, how about you guys tell me how far you were so we can figure out who needs the most help?
CAD: You know, just to make sure that no one dies from underleveling or something ridiculous like that

CAD: Oh and if anyone runs into a tiny diva who talks like a songbird and carries a battle-axe, let me know alright?
CAD: She tends to not have the best common sense, and checking these things might not be her first course of action
CAD: Wrecking whatever planet she lands on though, that's probably a thing that'll happen


[identity profile] musicbeams.livejournal.com
CURRENT whimsicalRefugee [CWR]RIGHT NOW opened
public transtimeline bulletin board hahaha

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CWR: okay so
CWR: im not gonna ask questions like how i got here or what the fuck you were even thinking :)
CWR: been beaten to that anyway from the looks of it
CWR: but ive got a really important question =_=
CWR: its very important i get a good answer to it :')
CWR: guys
CWR: guys did you get pulled here too :?
CWR: please answer :<
CWR: everythings fucking freezing here and i could really use seeing a friendly face or font or whatever right now
CWR: ...where is this anyway :O :?
[identity profile] inssidiouss.livejournal.com
CURRENT balefulAcrylic [CBA] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board SSO BORING~

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CURRENT balefulAcrylic [CBA] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SSO BORING~.

CBA: sso~
CBA: where iss everyone~?
CBA: perhapss we sshould build a hive or two at thiss rate of 'frog catching'~
[identity profile] aurifextemporis.livejournal.com
You're giving it your best attempt, but the Forgemaster is unavailable for finding at this point in the game!

You don't know that, though, so you'll continue to look. If anyone would know how to light the Forge, he would; and that, as far as you can tell, is the most important goal at present. You're giving your planet a thorough searching, using time travel to speed the process, so you may be in several places at any given moment.

Presently, several of you are flitting about the catacombs of the planet, hoping to find a clue of some sort.



PAST avisUnalloyed [PAU] 1:00 HOURS AGO opened public transtimeline bulletin board asdf.

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PAU 1:00 HOURS AGO opened memo on board asdf.

PAU: I;ve had a thought
PAU: Can anyone who reads this memo tell me what you know about the Denizens
PAU: I thought it might be useful to aggregate what information we collectively possess
PAU: Has anyone encountered theirs
PAU: & if so, how, & where
PAU: & what was their disposition
PAU: Friendly
PAU: Hostile
PAU: Something in between, perhaps
PAU: Even if you have not, you may have obtained information from your sprites or your consorts
PAU: Anything you can provide would be appreciated
PAU: My consorts have made vague reference to a Forgemaster
PAU: I presume he may be pertinent to our present goals on LOGAF
PAU: Assuming I can find him


FUTURE avisUnalloyed [FAU] 0:30 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FAU: Alright then
FAU: Feel free to keep responding
FAU: But here is the information I was able to obtain from this memo
FAU: For the reference of anyone who reads this:
FAU: Interaction with Denizens required for completion of session
FAU: Nature of interaction: Unknown
FAU: Disposition: extremely hostile initially
FAU: Mollification possible, once certain conditions are satisfied
FAU: Extremely powerful, unwise to confront while hostile
FAU: Continuity of Denizens between sessions possible, extent & nature unknown
FAU: Common factors known: Echidna likely correlates with the Forge;s planet, probably always that of the Hero of Space
FAU: Hephaestus is another recurring figure
FAU: Likely one and the same with the Forgemaster
FAU: Needs the Forge to be relit for some purpose
FAU: Correlation with the Hero of Time: Likely, but need confirmation


((Open for memo responses, or in-person encounters for anyone on LODAM. :DD Future Gildre will be continuing to add any information she obtains from others to this memo, so the contents of the above memo may shift.))
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry [CCC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on welcome.

CCC: so
CCC: im up here on prospit
CCC: an i was curious
CCC: with all the new people
CCC: how many f usre on prospit
CCC: an how many go t derse
CCC: m kinda curious what derses like
[identity profile] solarsignatus.livejournal.com
So after a disastrous chat with a couple of hormonal wrigglers, you've found yourself in dire need of some way to get rid of all this excess killing rage. Because cathartic as it would be, no one's really deserved slow torturous death yet, and you've got other things to worry about. So you found a gate and hopped through.

===>Choke on dust.

It's kind of inevitable! This place is covered in it, and you're not sure how landlubbers deal with this all the time.

But there are Imps here.

===>Murder some imps.

That you can do with extreme prejudice, but it's not really helping and now there's gunk all over your clothes. This is disgusting.

CURRENT solarSignatus [CSS] RIGHT NOW opened memo QUERY
CSS: ...Alright, I need to ask.
CSS: ...Because I've been here for a while now.
CSS: ...I think this is gildre's land?
CSS: ...Do you actually have consorts or is this just an endless sea of dust, imps and more dust forever?
CSS: ...Because I think the dust is managing to captchalogue itself now.
CSS: ...And sentient dust is the last thing I need today.

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