http://diplomalice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradoxstuck2011-10-15 10:02 pm

003 ☂ There's a possibility I wouldn't know

==> Niccis: Be bored.

You are bored.

So very. Very bored.

Were there anyone from your session here, they would all be making themselves as scarce as possible to not wind up the ones on the wrong end of your attempts to entertain yourself. Unfortunately, none of them are here, so you cannot fall back on your usual methods. There is a bright side, however- they are not here, but other players are. Players you have not yet had a chance to toy with. You are fairly certain that you will manage to lure at least one or two of them in- and that's all you need to get started, really.

So you deliberate: what should you do to try and get their attention?

==> Play the damsel in distress.

You are not entirely sure what that concept entails, but you are fairly certain that no troll would fall for it- and if they did, they'd probably only try to cull you. Honestly, how absurd.

==> Monologue your woes at a consort/inanimate object.

...is a little productivity really too much to ask for here?

==> Play the Nice Troll. Earn their trust.

Ah, now that might work- after all, none of them really know you all that well, and it's been a while since you pulled out the old willing shoulder bit. Why not? Acting, at least, is quite entertaining.


CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CDE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CDE: ...this might be a bit intrusive...
CDE: ...hΦwever with the lack Φf ΦptiΦns I feel I must ask...
CDE: ...hΦw many Φf yΦu have mΦirails...
CDE: ...and hΦw many have mΦirails that aren't here...
CDE: ...I ask because there's a fair number Φf highblΦΦds...
CDE: ...and withΦut mΦderation it cΦuld get...
CDE: ...cΦmplicated...
CDE: ...nasty, even...
CDE: ...hΦwever if anyone is inclined...
CDE: ...I'm willing tΦ lend an ear if it's needed...
CDE: ...nΦ matter what the issue...
CDE: ...if memΦs are tΦΦ public...
CDE: ...I'm Φn LΦGAF...
CDE: ...that is all...

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