[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
[Your name is AGNIRA TINWAR. You are now mostly recovered from having had the maggots kicked out of you when you went TEMPORARILY INSANE, and as a result are now allowing yourself some expeditions out to explore the areas.

Unfortunately, being you, you are prone to falling asleep at completely random intervals, and thus have just fallen asleep right in the paths of whoever else tags this post, or perhaps even on top of them. How inconvenient for all involved.]
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[personal profile] paradoxsprites
There appears to be a new "visitor" outside the hive situated on LOGAF.



It's quite, quite large.

It doesn't seem inclined to move yet, but one can't be too sure. At the moment its gaze is fixed upon the young troll sitting in front of it, STAFF laid across his lap as he talks to it.
[identity profile] spaceseer.livejournal.com
CURRENT mirageSleuth [CMS] opened memo on board sup.

CMS: uh...
CMS: hey
CMS: dont worry i already read everything...
CMS: that was important
CMS: what i want to know is if...
CMS: there is a troll called melier here
CMS: hes supposed to be dead
CMS: but maybe hes alive here
CMS: so if anyone thats here can answer me id like to...
CMS: know
CMS: its kinda important
CMS: i wont be surprised if hes not though
CMS: the game sucks...
CMS: and does stupid crap like that
CMS: hes my moirail
CMS: if hes not here...
CMS: hey
CMS: im meleon
CMS: if theres anyone still here
CMS: answer me
CMS: id like to know if there is
CMS: i dont wanna type all this only...
CMS: for no one to respond
CMS: but i guess i gotta type it all anyway
CMS: no other way to know if someones gonna respond
CMS: ok i know im rambling now
CMS: just let me know if theres someone here and its cool
CMS: its kinda nice here too
CMS: not as cool as the session i had going on
CMS: but seriously if youre there melier you gotta answer me
CMS: or else i dont know whatll happen
CMS: im waiting...
[identity profile] yourgift.livejournal.com
CURRENT sapphireChorus [CSC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board CHIRP.

CSC: okay
CSC: i need to know
CSC: what the chirp♪
CSC: hell is~ going on here?
CSC: i was~ in the middle of s~omething you know
CSC: a quick ans~wer is the bes~t right now
CSC: i will chirp♪
CSC: ques~tion whoever ans~wers~ this~ next
CSC: but really
CSC: all this dus~t or chirp♪
CSC: whatever it is~
CSC: its~ getting pretty annoying
CSC: if this~ is~ chirp♪
CSC: what i think it is~ chirp♪
CSC: a very bad joke i will not hes~itate to chirp♪
CSC: hurt s~omeone chirp♪
CSC: ugh
CSC: now my feathers are all ruffled



Your name is Aldara Aiolos and you are very flustered. More flustered than you really should be. Currently you are taking shelter in some ruins from all this dust. It’s disgusting and as soon as you get a response you are ditching this land for some other land if it exist. For now you will play with your hair hoping that someone responds.
[identity profile] astravisolmis.livejournal.com
This week has not been very enjoyable for you. The injury of your sessionmates has only proven what you already knew to be a fact: that EVERYTHING HATES YOU AND YOUR COMPANIONS.

Also, that the original players aren't to be trusted.

But the private request of Drilla for something to warm her has driven you to leave the protection of the RUINS in the LAND OF DUST AND MEMORIES.

You are carrying a pile of knitted scarves and blankets across LODAM and through THE LAND OF WOOD AND PYRAMIDS.

You are about as unnoticeable as a 6'0 troll in a black coat walking across deserts can be, which is to say:

Not at all.
[identity profile] awkwardtrolltle.livejournal.com
You decide that it is time to reopen the private memo your session has been using for plotting. It is private, so you know there's no chance of anyone but the five of you that are currently in this session to use it. You hope, at least. It would really suck if anyone figured out your plans before you could put them in motion.

CAC: Hello sessionm^tes.
CAC: I w^nted to let you know th^t I ^m beginning to he^l.
CAC: I ^lso w^nted to check up on everyone, ^s well, to see how you ^ll ^re doing.
CAC: If ^nyone is out of our tempor^ry hive ^s well right now, ple^se try to bring b^ck something w^rm.
CAC: I ^m h^ving a problem getting w^rm ^g^in.
[identity profile] flirtkind.livejournal.com
CURRENT adroitDilettante RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.


CAD: Where the hell is Zurahe?
CAD: Where the fuck did she go?
CAD: Hey, codebrat, you're the one who handles all this bullshit
CAD: Where?
CAD: IS?
CAD: SHE?
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
CURRENT desolateEmissary RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.



CDE: ...I warned you all, didn't I...?

Normally, you wouldn't gloat- but then normally, trolls tended to at least take the things you said under consideration. You figure a little smugness is in order.

CDE: ...now, what have we learned...?


That done, you turn away from the console and head out to the edge of the glass, making sureyour things are all carefully tucked in your modus- no good getting anything that isn't waterproof wet, after all. That done, you unsheathe your sword and jam the tip of your parasol into the glass and over the edge. You've gotten hungry and you've long since realized there are proper fish in these waters.

Anyone that comes by on the surface is going to want to watch out. You're going to throw your catch to the surface, and it's not going to be small.
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
[There is a rumble throughout all the planets, and a series of strange flashes, green, white, and red, throughout the sky.

All about the lands, strange things will appear, scattered about- Imps with strange prototypings, or consorts from Lands that never came to this session. They look just as confused about it as you.

From the Land of Frost and Fire, a much larger light easily visible from anywhere else in the session builds up. There are short bursts of deep purple, and defying all comprehension, black light, from it as well. But before too long, without much fanfare, it all simply fades away, leaving a ghastly darkness, and an enraged scream from a voice some in this session will know well.

Soon, both the darkness and the scream fade, leaving nothing past these strange new creatures to show it had ever happened. Except for one more thing: A troll girl has now left her hive in a highblooded rage, hunting through all of the gates. She has a large hunting spear, and is leaving a trail of monsters and consorts in her wake, as she seeks something stronger...]


(Boss fight post! Agnira is berserked and attacking everything mindlessly. Let me know if you want a character death or wounding or to get away completely unharmed, and enjoy the carnage!

And as a note, canon characters are now officially playable.)
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[personal profile] advance_us_fair
CURRENT tympanalicDesign [CTD] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CTD: shit
CTD: did?
CTD: anyone
else
?
CTD: feel that?
CTD: and what is up with the text?
[identity profile] desirenhate.livejournal.com
CURRENT chilledCircuitry RIGHT NOW has opened up memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK

CCC: bayamo n morana ve vanished
CCC: dont talk t me for a few days
CCC: m fixin this
CCC: fixin all f it
[identity profile] harriedcaitiff.livejournal.com
HC: Examine surroundings.

You’d love to, but you’re finding it rather hard to see. There’s dust on the ground, dust in the air, dust coating your carapace and pulling into your lungs every time you breathe. You clutch FA a little tighter, suddenly nervous. This is not where you remember going to bed last night.

You flick on your ANTIQUATED COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE, hoping the light will help you see your surrounding a little better. Instead, what you see on the screen stops you in your tracks. There are names there, a long list of unfamiliar handles scrolling down the device.

Oh. Oh wow.

Could you have found an exile’s settlement?

Fingers shaking, you quickly pull up your own CUMBERSOME TYPING INTERFACE.


CURRENT harriedCaitiff [CHC] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board IS ANYONE THERE?

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CURRENT harriedCaitiff [CHC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board IS ANYONE THERE?

CHC: Hello?
CHC: Is there anyone there?
CHC: I don’t mean to pry, of course, but it seems my communications device is in contact with the devices of others.
CHC: And unless it has chosen a spectacularly creative way to malfunction on me, I have reason to believe you may in fact exist.
CHC: Unless of course I have gone insane, and these names are merely a figment of my imagination.
CHC: Which I would find rather unfortunate! I sincerely hope you are real.
CHC: If you aren’t, though, please don’t feel obligated to hold a conversation with me.
CHC: That would be rather bizarre.
CHC: But if you do exist, I would greatly enjoy holding a conversation with you!
CHC: I can’t imagine I’m any good at it after all this time, but nonetheless.
CHC: Er.
CHC: I believe I’ll stop talking now.

CHC closed memo.



You sit back, clutch FA to your chest, and wait.
[identity profile] diplomalice.livejournal.com
==> Niccis: Be bored.

You are bored.

So very. Very bored.

Were there anyone from your session here, they would all be making themselves as scarce as possible to not wind up the ones on the wrong end of your attempts to entertain yourself. Unfortunately, none of them are here, so you cannot fall back on your usual methods. There is a bright side, however- they are not here, but other players are. Players you have not yet had a chance to toy with. You are fairly certain that you will manage to lure at least one or two of them in- and that's all you need to get started, really.

So you deliberate: what should you do to try and get their attention?

==> Play the damsel in distress.

You are not entirely sure what that concept entails, but you are fairly certain that no troll would fall for it- and if they did, they'd probably only try to cull you. Honestly, how absurd.

==> Monologue your woes at a consort/inanimate object.

...is a little productivity really too much to ask for here?

==> Play the Nice Troll. Earn their trust.

Ah, now that might work- after all, none of them really know you all that well, and it's been a while since you pulled out the old willing shoulder bit. Why not? Acting, at least, is quite entertaining.


CURRENT desolateEmissary [CDE] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

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CDE RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CDE: ...this might be a bit intrusive...
CDE: ...hΦwever with the lack Φf ΦptiΦns I feel I must ask...
CDE: ...hΦw many Φf yΦu have mΦirails...
CDE: ...and hΦw many have mΦirails that aren't here...
CDE: ...I ask because there's a fair number Φf highblΦΦds...
CDE: ...and withΦut mΦderation it cΦuld get...
CDE: ...cΦmplicated...
CDE: ...nasty, even...
CDE: ...hΦwever if anyone is inclined...
CDE: ...I'm willing tΦ lend an ear if it's needed...
CDE: ...nΦ matter what the issue...
CDE: ...if memΦs are tΦΦ public...
CDE: ...I'm Φn LΦGAF...
CDE: ...that is all...
[identity profile] ribbonrevenge.livejournal.com
Your name is Cate and boy are you frustrated. Killing imps only helps so much too. Right now that's exactly what you're doing though. Killing as many imps as you can get your hands on.

You really haven't been paying attention to time since you entered this new session but you have been thinking a lot. Mostly about your family and teammates. Your family is dead and your teammates are as good as dead. What's making you so angry? You feel responsible for all the bad things that have happened, even though that makes no sense. Oh well. You find killing imps a little relaxing. You should probably get some new weapons though. These ones aren't very strong.

You might want to get some interaction with something other than imps too. Who knows. You might go crazy otherwise.
[identity profile] parasolvere.livejournal.com
CURRENT opalescentParasol [COP] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Pardon me.

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COP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Pardon me.

COP: If I may have your attention for a moment
COP: I appear to have been misplaced
COP: Rather, stolen
COP: Mind you, this is not a cry for help
COP: Rather
COP: This is a command
COP: An order
COP: Release me
COP: this
COP: instant
COP: Certainly, one of you fools has the ability to do so
COP: I know that you can hear me
COP: Do you know who I am?
COP: This Land
COP: is
COP: filthy
COP: I wish to leave
COP: Respond, or the consequences shall be dire
[identity profile] musicologistics.livejournal.com
CURRENT blackoutEtude [CBE] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board OPERATION GET UNPARADOXSTUCK.

CBE: I get sand in my boots ONE MO~RE TI~ME
CBE: and I am GLA~SSING THIS WHOLE STUPID PLA~NET♪♪♪



FUTURE blackoutEtude [FBE] 0:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FBE: that's it
FBE: so~me~one point me at the nearest orbital laser or some~thing
FBE: >:/
[identity profile] inevitableends.livejournal.com
You are entirely unamused with the current situation. This is not exactly something you are foreign to, because you spend much of your time completely unamused with a great deal of things, but this perhaps wins, which is saying a lot given what had just happened to you before you ended up here.

But now you are precariously balanced on a glass platform, soaked to the skin and trying not to get struck by lightning, and with a headache from reading the backlog. Plus everything else.

--> Might as well introduce yourself.

You don't really want to talk to anyone, but you might as well, since you're stuck here with them for the foreseeable future. It is only the sensible thing to do.


CURRENT inevitableEnding [CIE] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Hello

CIE: Hello.
CIE: I'm certain that you've all heard a number of variants on this so far,
CIE: So I will not waste your time any further with unnecessary rambling.
[identity profile] astravisolmis.livejournal.com
CURRENT lingeringExasperated [CLE] began pestering smilingExplorer.
CURRENT lingeringExasperated [CLE] began pestering aquaticCultivator.
CURRENT lingeringExasperated [CLE] began pestering raveCultivator.


CLE: ...are you there..?

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